Consulting MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Toothless Baby Toy Consultant

Career Transition, Consulting, baby development, Career Change, baby teething toys

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have a server for u! it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but instead of rainbows, it’s blocks and instead of unicorns, it’s creepers. but don’t worry, they’re friendly creepers. they just want hugs.

join our server and u can build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. and guess what? there’s a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the nether. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards it.

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u might just find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, i swear.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! oh, and if u have no/few teeth, don’t worry. we might just have a job for u consulting on teething toys for babies. it’s a win-win situation, really.

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PompeoCraft: Nippon Steel Deal

industrial sector, PompeoCraft, foreign affairs, executive advisory, economic development

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be a part of sum epic political drama? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got Mike Pompeo, yea, THE Mike Pompeo, advising on all da steel deals in da game. u can be part of da action, making alliances and backstabbing ur way to the top. join now for a wild ride of politics and steel in da virtual world. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame Pompeo.

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VacayVillageDrama

cancelled plans, Amenities, room allocation, Deposit, inflatable mattresses

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of trying to coordinate a group vacation with your friends!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can try to collect money from your friends to rent a virtual house, only to have it snatched away because you didn’t put a deposit down in time. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other virtual houses for you to rent, even if they only sleep eight people!

Experience the excitement of trying to accommodate your friends who suddenly decide they want their own rooms after they’ve already agreed to pay full price. Will you end up with inflatable mattresses or a hotel room 30 minutes away? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a vacation when you can have all the drama and chaos right at your fingertips?

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Block Party Minecraft Server

accomplishment, academic success, fake news, personal achievement, Small victories

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

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Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

translated story, Girl’s Frontline, theater mode, news events, mica

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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TransManRejectorCraft

acceptance, relationships, sexual orientation, societal expectations, trans man

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

Fight, fan debate, gangster, British, Historical figures

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the battles are as epic as Rollo Lothbrok taking on Arthur Shelby!

Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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DiddySnitchCraft

Diddy, Puff Daddy, controversy, Celebrity, rapper

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to see Diddy Kong snitching on all the other players for stealing his bananas. That’s right, this server is bananas!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.

So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!

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SadSmilesHideHere

world, sad, inner beauty, Vulnerability, Self-expression

join dis server and u will see unicorns flying around, pooping rainbows and glitter everywhere. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house out of cheese and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that farts diamonds. also, there are secret caves filled with dancing pandas and talking trees. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!

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RainbowCraft: LGBTQ+ Safe Haven

LGBTQ support, lgbtq rights, mental health awareness, mental health research., media attacks

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. plus, we got rainbow sheep and unicorns flying around everywhere, it’s like a magical wonderland up in here.

and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

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