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Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

CraftyCouples7PM

aita, bedtime, bedtime routine, childcare, Communication, consultant, CraftyCouples7PM, demanding job, early bedtime, family, Kids, Marriage, parenting, Promotion, responsibilities, sleep schedule, Time management, Wife, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from early mornings and demanding jobs? Join us and build your dream world where bedtime is whenever you want it to be!

On our server, you can create a virtual family with two kids named LP and HP, who never complain about dinner plans or bedtime routines. No need to rush to daycare or consult with demanding clients – just relax and enjoy the virtual sunshine in your pixelated paradise.

So why wait until 3:30am to start your day when you can join our server and play all night long? Forget about early mornings and bedtime schedules – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities – because on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is having fun!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	9317
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Void Gems Collected:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, amusingly, awkward, awkwardly, clumsily, clumsy, Comical, DerpyCraft, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishly, funny, goofy, humorously, inept, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Ridiculous, Server, silly, uncoordinated

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

10. animal habitat, 11. animal survival, 12. animal intelligence, 13. animal perspective, 14. animal diversity, 15. animal welfare, 16. animal consciousness, 17. animal protection, 18. animal rights, 19. animal conservation, 2. animal spirit, 20. animal advocacy., 3. animal kingdom, 4. animal instincts, 5. wildlife experience, 6. animal behavior, 7. animal communication, 8. animal characteristics, 9. animal adaptation, Alter, animal, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Ego, Pick

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	943	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

avian influenza, birb, bird flu, Diagnosis, Epidemic, flu, global health, H5N2, human case, Infectious Disease, mexico, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Symptoms, Transmission, Treatment, Virus, Who, zoonotic disease

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Votes:	7050	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal handling, animal instincts, animal psychology, Caution, danger, domestication, Equestrian, Equine, fear, horse training, horseback riding, Horses, human-animal bond, large animals, prey animals, Safety, stompNbitHorsesLOL, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, eerie experience, Ghostly, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunted, Minecraft, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, Server, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, unsettling, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	246
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Items Found:	3196

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.