WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND BLOCK THAT WAS ACTUALLY A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS. TRUE STORY, BRO.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU COULD BE THE RICHEST PLAYER IN MINECRAFT HISTORY IF YOU JOIN US.
OH, AND ANOTHER THING. OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL POTION THAT TURNS YOU INTO A MINECRAFT GOD. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO FLY, BUILD INSTANTLY, AND EVEN MAKE THE CREEPERS DANCE TO YOUR TUNE.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO!
Join our server for the chance to participate in shoe-throwing events and other wacky shenanigans. We promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become famous for being the best shoe-thrower in all of Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to troll the President in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, gamers! 🤪👟 #ShoeThrowingSMP #PresidentialTrolling #MinecraftMadness
Join us if you have a personality trait that makes you stand out from the crowd. Whether you’re a professional llama whisperer, a master of underwater basket weaving, or a certified unicorn trainer, we want you on our server!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden potato palace, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
plus, we got this epic quest where you gotta fight off evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. like, they’re wearing little llama armor and everything, it’s wild.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got one of those too. you gotta find the secret entrance behind the waterfall and then you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
so yeah, come join our server, it’s gonna be lit. and remember, llamas are the real enemy, not Trump or China or whatever.
And get this – the server is so lit that even Polish democracy hero Wałęsa is a fan! He was like, totally shook by how Trump treated Zelenskyy, and he was all like, “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the only thing that fills me with horror these days!”
So if you wanna be a part of a server that even famous peeps are talkin’ about, come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!
IP: unicornsanddiamonds.About.minecraft
| Server Name | Medieval MC Server |
|---|---|
| IP | 74.112.77.5:27090 |
| Version | 1.20.1 |
| Player Count | Not specified |
| Features | Chill and relax server, based on Medieval MC [fabric] mod, main rules include being polite, no stealing or ruining homes |
Q: What is the gameplay like on the server?
A: The gameplay on our Medieval MC server is focused on a chill and relaxing experience, with emphasis on Medieval themes and activities.
Q: What are the main rules of the server?
A: The main rules include being polite to others, refraining from stealing, and avoiding any actions that would ruin someone else’s in-game home.
Q: Are there any plugins installed on the server?
A: The Medieval MC [fabric] mod is used on the server to enhance the Medieval-themed gameplay experience.
Q: How is the community on the server?
A: Our community is welcoming and friendly, promoting a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.
Q: Is there any monetization on the server?
A: At this time, there is no monetization or paid features on our Medieval MC server. We focus on providing a fair and equal playing field for all players.
| Server Name | IP | Version | Player Count | Features |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crafting for Christ | play.craftingforchrist.net | Java/Bedrock | Varies | – Survival multi-player– Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes– Safe Server initiative– Strong community focus |
Crafting for Christ provides a family-friendly, Jesus-focused Minecraft server with a survival multiplayer experience that is close to Vanilla with minor quality of life changes.
The server rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat to maintain a safe and respectful environment for all players.
Crafting for Christ operates on a diamond-based player-run economy with an active shopping area, promoting a community-driven trading system.
You can join the active and loving community on the server’s Discord server at https://craftingforchrist.net/discord.
Crafting Chaos and Harmony
Have you ever looked into the abyss? Well, the abyss looked back at you and said, “Join our server!” or was it “Run away!”? Who knows! Just know THIS is either the GREATEST or the WORST Minecraft experience you’ll ever not experience! Pink Lady is dancing with dragons in the ether while we craft blocks of pure insanity! Are you even *out* if you’re not in? Reality bends here, and logic? Oh dear, that foolish thing fell off a cliff—help it back up! 🙃
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Oxygen | Why breathe? Just sit in a block of blue wool and think about the universe folding in on itself. |
| Waterfall of Despair | A magical waterfall that only flows in the opposite direction, leading to realms of existential dread. |
| Exploding Sheep | Free wool, but also, why are they screaming like my childhood dreams? |
| Flying Cows | Cows that defy gravity and logic! Milk them for something… ironic? |
| Crafting Puzzles | Build your own emotional turmoil with blocks that don’t exist. Create your own grief! |
| Zombie T-Rexes | They’re bigger, stinkier, and somehow still less terrifying than your own reflection at 3 AM! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server family-friendly? | Why yes! If your family enjoys existential crises over dinner. Family?! What even is “family” in a realm of chaos? |
| Can I play with friends? | Friends? Perhaps only in the echoes of your choice! Choose wisely, or they may end up as a pixelated ghost! |
| What are the server rules? | Rules? I thought we agreed to only imply rules through intense psychic connection… oh no, my brain hurts! |
| Can I fly? | Only into the depths of madness where flight is a state of mind, not a pixelated ability! |
“WE APOLOGIZE FOR PINK LADY BEING STUPID!” “I saw the colors speak, but they didn’t speak English.” “Everyone’s screaming at their screens—what is this, a *concert*?” “Blocks can feel your pain, embrace it!”
We have a special “Dust-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any pesky dust particles floating around. And if you ever feel the need to escape from the real world and its dusty problems, just hop on our server and relax in our virtual paradise.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to dust allergies forever! Who knew a video game could solve your real-life problems?