We don’t force anyone to compromise, we’re all about that freedom, baby! Leave the patriarchal family behind and join our wacky world where everyone is equal and free to build, mine, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of something truly special!
| Features |
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| Unique Seasonal Decay Mechanics |
| Epic Boss Fights |
| New 1.1 Update release |
| Immersive Lore and Puzzle |
| Game Master Role |
| Community Events |
| Immersive Portals |
| Server Enhancements |
| Quality of Life Improvements |
You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided and filling out the application form.
The server features seasonal decay mechanics, epic boss fights, immersive lore and puzzles, and a Game Master role where players can compete to design puzzles for the server.
Yes, there are community events such as Otto coming to trade rare goods on the merchant ship.
Yes, players can explore a custom world with immersive portals and hidden secrets to uncover.
The server has a new 1.1 update release with new sea creatures, bosses, and underwater exploration.
Currently, the nether is disabled to limit the fast rate of progression for players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be warned, the Pigman King is armed with a diamond sword and a killer dance move that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us rid the world of incel vtuber fans once and for all!
Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).
Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!
Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.
So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.
and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!