| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7619 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9316 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
creepercaverns.dynv6.net:25566
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1101 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of roleplaying gone wrong. Build your dream world, only to have it destroyed by chaos-causing players who are just like you. Dive into forbidden ERPs and witness the insanity unfold as you try to navigate relationships with characters who may or may not be real people.
But wait, there’s more! Create a furry femoid character and watch as your life spirals into a whirlwind of weird shit and questionable love interests. Will you find true love, or will you be constantly on edge, wondering if it’s all just a game?
Join our server now and lose your humanity in the most outrageous ways possible. And remember, you’ll never be a woman – but you can be anything else you want to be in our crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1351 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 156 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6739 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9485 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3748 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 184 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3282 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!
So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 744 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5163 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3260 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7635 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Ores Mined: | 7936 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5105 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3326 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 |
