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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7057 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who only speak in Shakespearean English. Trust us, you’ve never experienced roleplay like this before.
2. We have a custom-built maze that changes every hour, and the only way to escape is by solving riddles written in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Good luck!
3. Our PvP arena is located on a floating island that is constantly being bombarded by flaming meteors. It’s like a game of dodgeball, but with actual fireballs.
4. Want to tame a pet dragon? Well, on our server, you have to first defeat a giant chicken boss who guards the dragon eggs. And yes, the chicken boss wears a top hat.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your skills in the most absurd ways possible, then join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious.
