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IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, catchy, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, IntroSkipper, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, never skip, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, smp, television, theme song, title sequence, tv show

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2462	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Votes:	9849	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

FilterFrenzy, FILTERS, firsties, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	6379	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Emeralds Found:	4481
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

NoBoastZoneMC

achievement, aita, bragging, Communication, concern, family, Fever, misunderstanding, NoBoastZoneMC, parents, praise, Preparation, relationship, Results, School exams, stress, success, Support, Top University, university entrance exam, validation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Buildings Constructed:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of being underestimated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! Just like this player who didn’t study for their school exams, but still aced their university entrance exam with a whopping 98%!

On our server, you can prove all the haters wrong and become the ultimate Minecraft master, even if you didn’t study for it. So come on, join us and show the world what you’re made of! Who needs good grades when you have mad Minecraft skills, am I right?

HungryHeroCraft

caloric needs, dietary requirements, eating fast, energy intake, fast metabolism, food consumption, high calorie intake, Hunger, HungryHeroCraft, maintaining energy levels, metabolism, nutrition, super appetite, super speed, super strength, superhero diet, superhero lifestyle, superhero metabolism, Superheroes, superhuman abilities, Superpowers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Divine Spears Created:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, imagine you’re a superhero, right? but you can’t even eat fast enough to keep up with all the crime-fighting you’re doing. that’s where our server comes in, bro. we got food that makes you eat super fast, like you’re a freakin’ vacuum cleaner. you’ll be able to save the world and still have time for a snack.

plus, we got this crazy story about a group of pandas who learned how to fly by eating enchanted bamboo. now they’re soaring through the skies, dropping gifts for players to find. you could be the lucky one to snag a flying panda mount and zoom around the server like a boss.

not to mention, we have a secret underground city where the villagers have developed a taste for adventure. they’ll challenge you to crazy tasks and reward you with rare items. it’s like a whole new world beneath the surface, waiting to be explored.

so come join us on the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre server out there. who needs regular old superheroes when you can have flying pandas and underground villagers? let’s get weird, my dudes.

RezzCraft: Where Java and Bedrock unite in pixelated harmony! #SurvivalMadness

advanced farming, anarchy world, bedrock, Chill, Discord, Drama-free, Friendly, Grief Prevention, grief-free, Harmony, Ip:, java, Leveling system, Mechanics, Minecraft, pixelated, Plugins, quality of life, RezzCraft, Server, SurvivalMadness, Trolls, unite, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Emeralds Found:	7790	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	6668	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Server Overview

Server Features
1.21.1 Support
Enhanced Vanilla Mechanics
Grief Prevention
Leveling System
Advanced Farming System
Separate Anarchy World

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Server IP (Java): rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

Server IP (Bedrock): 192.3.27.74:27099

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a Grief Prevention plugin in place to prevent griefing.
Can I use /sethome and /tpa commands?	Yes, we have enhanced vanilla mechanics that allow for the use of these commands.
How can I claim land?	Use a golden shovel to claim your land on the server.
Is there a separate world for anarchy?	Yes, there is a separate anarchy world where anything goes. You can find the portal in the spawn area.

PussyCraft Minecraft Server

actually, career choices, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, financial independence, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, Minecraft, pussy, PussyCraft, Server, shekelstein, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, wage gap, Women, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	449	Enchantments Applied:	95
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cats are getting in on the action! Why bother with a regular job when you can join us and let the women do all the work for Shekelstein? Our server is so wild, even the animals are getting involved in the fun!

Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community like no other. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be part of our outrageous world where anything goes? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

SMP_CraftyCreeper83940525

ANONYMOUS, anonymous art, anonymous artist, art activism, art censorship, art critique, art expression, art protest, art rebellion, art subversion, art vandalism, controversial art, graffiti art, Nasty, No. 83940525, provocative art, rebellious art, SMP_CraftyCreeper83940525, street art, underground art, urban art

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crops Grown:	1855	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	180

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is NASTY in all the best ways!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may only last 5 minutes).

Our server is so wild that creepers are afraid to explode, skeletons have dance battles instead of shooting arrows, and zombies have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama-loving heart stolen.

OfficeObsessed Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, colleagues, Communication, gender, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, lunch, Minecraft, office, office dynamics, OfficeObsessed, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Respect, Server, Social, socializing, TEAM, teamwork, work, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	New Chunks Explored:	697776
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can socialize with your virtual colleagues? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office, where you can meet up with your blocky coworkers and grab lunch together (virtually, of course).

Join our server and experience the thrill of going on virtual lunch dates with your pixelated teammates. Who knows, you might even spark a virtual office romance! Just make sure your real-life partner doesn’t get jealous, because on our server, anything can happen.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that brings the drama of office politics into the virtual world, join us now! Who knew punching trees and building houses could be so scandalous?