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NoChoiceButMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5599	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mines Excavated:	1337	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that poop diamonds and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and can breathe fire underwater. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the Ender Dragon shows up to breakdance. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and go on a rampage through the server, destroying everything in our path. It’s totally wild, bro!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally insane and full of crazy adventures, then you have no choice but to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Critter Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets anime and chaos reigns supreme! Join the madness today!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is like the Brand New Animal of Minecraft servers! That’s right, we’re here to bring the fun and craziness back to gaming.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage or hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

And if you’re worried about people judging you for playing a “kids” game, don’t be! We fully embrace our inner child here and believe that everyone deserves to have a little fun, no matter their age. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious in Minecraft.

Crafty Convicts

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	229	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

RoboCraft: Where Even Robots Can’t Resist the Urge to Mine and Build!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	666821

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with boring old humans? Well, on our server, we have a special guest – a robot who is obsessed with playing video games! Join us for a chance to team up with our robotic friend and conquer the virtual world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some new coding skills along the way! So why wait? Join our server now and game on with our mechanical buddy!

ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. See you there, blockheads!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for Season 10 where we have competitive battles, defense matrix madness, and a new hero named Venture who will take you on the wildest adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Clash gamemode trial where chaos reigns supreme, a Mirrorwatch mode where everything is flipped upside down, and even a Pride Event where you can show off your fabulous skins.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon, a Space Ranger theme for Season 12, and even a new tank hero in Season 14. Plus, we’re revamping maps like Havana, Circuit, Numbani, and Dorado to keep things fresh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some exclusive skins through our esports events. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crops Grown:	9891	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Butts & Bizarre Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of being surrounded by MHA fans who smell like literal poop? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to deal with stinky anime fans again. Our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to summon your favorite MHA characters to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the stench and hello to epic Minecraft adventures on our server!

NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures!

PastaCraft: Where we mine diamonds instead of eating spaghetti! 🍝💎

Ancestry, challenge, culture, diamonds, Diversity, Eating, family, family history, heritage, History, Identity, Italian, Luigi, Mario, namesakes, Overcome, PastaCraft, pride, RELATIVES, representation, Spaghetti, Stereotypes, tradition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of all the Italian stereotypes in Minecraft? Join our server where we are on a mission to beat those stereotypes! We even have two great uncles named Mario and Luigi who are always causing chaos and making pasta in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with pizza parties, pasta battles, and plenty of blocky shenanigans. Who needs a princess when you have us? Come join the fun and let’s show the world what true Italian Minecraft players are made of!