join us and become the ultimate judge of all things minecraft! u will have the power to ban players for building ugly houses or for not sharing their diamonds with u.
imagine the thrill of presiding over epic trials where players argue over who stole whose diamonds or who built the best roller coaster. u will be the ultimate arbiter of justice in the minecraft world!
plus, all judges on our server get a free llama mount to ride around on and a diamond-studded gavel to bang when u make your rulings.
so come join us and become the judge u were always meant to be, no law degree required! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy minecraft courtroom drama!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find more ancient artifacts to desecrate, all while laughing in the face of patriotism and traditional values. Who needs flags when you can have a creeper as your mascot?
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of insanity and irreverence. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. And remember, in this world, it’s not about standing up or saluting – it’s about digging deep and finding the true meaning of “taking an India.”
Immerse yourself in a world where Imola has replaced asphalt with gravel, just like how we’ve replaced boring gameplay with heart-pounding excitement. And forget about $280 lobster rolls, on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is victory!
Join now and be a part of the action-packed world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs F1 when you can race against your friends in the Alpine 100 Race Pain73 on our server? So what are you waiting for? Leave Theo Poorchair in the dust and become the McLaren driver of your dreams on our server today!
Join us on our server where you can start your very own virtual business! From cleaning apartments to selling enchanted diamond pickaxes, the possibilities are endless! Who needs a real job when you can make virtual bank in our pixelated world?
Don’t worry about high starting costs, because on our server, all you need is a few blocks and some creativity to get your business up and running. Plus, you’ll have the support of our friendly community who are always willing to lend a hand (or a diamond sword)!
So come on down to our server and let your entrepreneurial spirit run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!
8th May 2024: We have updated to version 1.20.6! A new season begins….Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience.
You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.
Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.
Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.
Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.
Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
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| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Large player base | Can be crowded and laggy |
| Wide variety of minigames and modes | May have stricter rules and moderation |
| Regular updates and events | Some pay-to-win elements |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Provides a toxic and challenging environment | Not suitable for all player types |
| Caters to experienced players who enjoy PvP | Promotes toxicity and aggressive behavior |
Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of concurrent players, while MenaceMC Factions may have a smaller but more dedicated community of experienced players.
Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and modes, while MenaceMC Factions is focused on a toxic and challenging environment for PvP enthusiasts.
Hypixel may have some pay-to-win elements in certain modes, while MenaceMC Factions may have a more level playing field with a focus on skill and experience.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, serenading you with catchy tunes. Or how about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on giant chickens armed with exploding watermelons? Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube sensation, Gawrgura, who will guide you through the wacky world of our server with her infectious energy and quirky humor. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some truly outrageous swag that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
