Constitutional Rights MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyRevolution

founding fathers, social contract, right of the people, political philosophy, freedom

Are you tired of oppressive governments in Minecraft telling you what to do and where to mine? Join our server where we believe in the right of the people to alter or abolish any form of government that gets in the way of your block-building freedom!

Our server is a haven for rebels and revolutionaries who want to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the Ender Dragon and establish a new government where everyone gets a say in how things are run. Join us and fight for your right to mine in peace and build without fear of oppression!

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic quest to create a new government in Minecraft, where the power is in the hands of the players. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our blocky world!

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ConstitutionCraft2021

civic engagement, Government, keeping up, current events, occurring

Tired of the real world going to shambles? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own utopian society! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, where you can hide from the impending doom of society collapsing. Join us and together we can overthrow the corrupt government… in Minecraft at least!

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ChurchGovSMP

religious liberty, secular society, religious influence, constitutional rights, government and religion

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Area 51 but with a twist of Spongebob Squarepants. Like, you can build your own floating castle in the sky and ride unicorns into battle against evil llamas. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the lost treasure of the ancient potato gods.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight off zombie villagers with a magic wand while riding a giant chicken into battle? It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, and you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you. Plus, we have free cookies on Tuesdays. So come join us and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!

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TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

firearms, civil liberties, Protection, Democracy, armed Americans

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

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CraftyStateLawsuits

presidential power, 22 states, legal action, united states, Government

Are you tired of boring old politics and lawsuits? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own crazy lawsuits happening! We have 22 states suing Steve (our resident Minecraft player who thinks he’s the president) for trying to overhaul the 14th amendment with an executive order to make creepers citizens of our world. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become a lawyer for one of the states! Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft lawsuits to deal with?

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BlockyMiranda’sCraftyRights

law enforcement, police interrogation, constitutional rights, legal rights, criminal law

so, here’s a server where you don’t need to worry about miranda rights cuz you’re in a whole new world, baby! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the coolest mobs in town. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

but be warned, there’s a rumor going around that a giant zombie chicken is terrorizing the land. are you brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and save the day? join us now and find out!

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Unconstitutional Minecraft SMP Hunter’s Conviction

scotus, scholar, right wing legal scholar, biden, political controversy

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Our server is so wild that even the most respectable right wing legal scholars would agree that joining is the only constitutional thing to do.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hunter was convicted of stealing all the diamonds on the server. But fear not, because Biden swooped in and pardoned him, claiming it was all just a big misunderstanding. Now, Hunter roams free and the law is just a mere suggestion on our server.

If you want to challenge the law, push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in Minecraft, and maybe even steal some diamonds yourself, then this is the SMP for you. So come on in and join the chaos, because SCOTUS won’t know what hit them!

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Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Politics, constitutional rights, liberal, CONSERVATIVE

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

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Tubal Tied Craft

Family Planning, women’s reproductive options, Craft, women’s healthcare access, women’s reproductive choices

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join our server and you’ll be able to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can opt for virtual sterilization! That’s right, forget about real-life decisions, just come on our server and get those virtual tubes tied! It’s the latest craze in Minecraft world!

And let me tell you, ever since the US abortion rights got all messed up, more and more players are opting for virtual sterilization. It’s like the new trend, baby! So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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CraftyFreedom

HUMAN RIGHTS, freedom of speech, freedom, social freedom, CraftyFreedom

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom of building, crafting, and trolling your friends! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? No one’s stopping you! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). So come join us and discover what true freedom feels like in the world of blocks and pixels!

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