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BlockyBritsHKCourtResign
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is, like, so lit you won’t even believe it, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.if you join our server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs and saving the day. plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and impress all your friends.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of talking animals who give out quests and rewards? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.
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ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape
join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond! -
Conquest smp
Server Name Conquest SMP Version 1.20 Features SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events Discord Join our Discord About Conquest SMP
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!
FAQ
Question Answer What is Slimefun? Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems. How can I expand my inventory? Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space. What are custom enchantments? Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed. What is Towny? Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land. Are there community events? Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun. -
Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2
Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.
And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!
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PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).
Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?
So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!
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NoCatZoneMC
Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.
Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!
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NavalnyCraft: Jailbreak Edition
come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more drama than russia jails lawyers who acted for late opposition leader alexei navalny! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through our insane challenges and quests.we’ve got more twists and turns than a russian conspiracy theory, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society plotting against the government.
join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs russia when you can have all the excitement right here on our server?
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Melting Iceberg Madness
join our epic minecraft server and help us save the world from the evil greenland ice sheet! if we don’t stop it, the whole world will flood and we’ll all have to swim to school! but fear not, because on our server, you can build giant fans to cool down the ice sheet and prevent the apocalypse. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet penguin to help you on your quest! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world together!