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QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

APPEAL, BLOCK, blocktopia, Brazil, Brazilian government, challenge, Constitutional, court system, decision, judge, Judiciary, Justice, law, Legal, Minecraft, Nationwide, panel, precedent, Ruling, Server, SUPREME COURT, unanimous, uphold

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194
Alien Abductions:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the brazil supreme court is talking about it. they were all like, “yo, this server is so epic, we gotta block it nationwide to prevent too much fun.” but like, that just made everyone want to join even more, cuz who doesn’t love a little rebellion, amirite?

join this server for the ultimate thrill of defying the brazilian government and playing some sick minecraft with your homies. who needs the law when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay? come be a part of the most notorious server in all of minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can resist free cookies, am i right?

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9600	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Dragon Eggs Found:	3872
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	8338
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	71

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	641	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ores Mined:	7161	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?