constipation prevention Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

Attack, BlockageCraft, cardiac events, cardiovascular disease, constipation, constipation and heart health, constipation dangers, constipation effects, constipation prevention, constipation risks, Digestive health, Edition, Heart, heart attack, Heart Disease, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health research, heart health risks, heart health study, obesity, risk factors, smoking, stress

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

GiftSwapGalore Minecraft Server

appreciation, children’s clothes, christmas gifts, family dynamics, favorite store, gift criticism, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift giving, gift receipt, GiftSwapGalore, holiday traditions, MIL, Minecraft, money gift, overstepped, Quality, Rude, Server, SIL, Target, thoughtless gift

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	968	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your gifts being exchanged for store credit? Look no further! Join our server where all gifts are appreciated, no matter the color or quality!

On our server, we value the thought behind the gift, not just the item itself. No more worrying about your hard-earned diamonds being traded in for emeralds because they weren’t the right shade of blue. Here, every gift is cherished and loved, just like that enchanted diamond sword you crafted with care.

Join us and experience a world where gifting is a joy, not a chore. Build, explore, and exchange gifts with fellow players who understand the true meaning of generosity. And remember, on our server, the only thing being exchanged is friendly banter and epic loot!

XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

Boundaries, Budget, Childhood, christmas, collaboration, emotional, extended family, family, gift, History, holiday, ISOLATION, mother-in-law, passive aggressive, photo album, relationships, sabotage, Selfishness, Space, strained relationships, XmasSabotageMILNoThanks

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than spending Christmas with your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server and escape the holiday stress with our virtual world of fun and adventure.

Our server is like a photo album filled with childhood memories and family history, except without the passive-aggressive comments and last-minute cancellations. We have a one-gift rule too, but instead of albums, we gift each other diamonds and enchanted gear.

Don’t let your mother-in-law hijack your Christmas spirit, come join us and build your own holiday wonderland without any emotional baggage. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead?

So ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a holly jolly time that’s guaranteed to be drama-free!

FantasyCraftMC

AMBITION, aspiration, biggest fantasy, daydream, Desires, dream come true, dreams, FANTASY, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, Goal, ideal scenario, imagination, longing, perfect world, Reverie, secret desire, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, wish fulfillment, yearning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Do you dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Or maybe you fantasize about building a castle made of rainbow blocks and ruling over a kingdom of talking chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant its eater the power to control time itself. Or team up with other players to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Herobrine, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the rewards he guards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

CraftyBusCrashBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian news, bus accident, bus crash, collision, CraftyBusCrashBrazil, emergency response, fatal collision, Fatalities, highway crash, passenger fatalities, public transportation, rescue operation, road safety, south america, traffic accident, tragic incident, tragic news, transportation news, truck accident, truck crash

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	106
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where no buses or trucks can collide and kill u! we got magical powers that protect u from any crazy accidents like that. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold that u can explore. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they love to photobomb ur selfies. u can also ride on giant chickens and fly around the map like a boss. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

FireShald server Minecraft

banner, bedrock edition, comfort, Dragon.., FireShald, Friends, global additions, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Server, Skills, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Farms Harvested:	584
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

FireShald is a Minecraft server created for the Bedrock edition with global additions and great comfort.

On this server you can tame a dragon, level up your skills, make friends and much more. You can find all this on the FireShald server.

fireshald.com:19132

Medieval Unlimited

Achievements, armor, breeding, Competitions, Duels, Economy, Events, Exploration, Immersive, Livestock, Medieval, Quests, Realistic, Sandbox, Shops, smp, STEED, Survival, tame, Unlimited, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	111	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5962	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Medieval Unlimited Server Overview

Server IP	medievalunlimited.online
Discord	https://discord.gg/r5r7mbCU

Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.

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Mystic Chicken Wash 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, chicken, chicken care, chicken cleaning, chicken washing, cooking habits, cooking safety, cooking tips, culinary advice, food handling, food preparation, Food Safety, food sanitation, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen habits, kitchen hygiene, kitchen practices, kitchen rules, kitchen tips., meal prep, mystic, poultry preparation, Wash, wash your chicken

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Lolz, bro, forget about chicken washing, come join our Minecraft server where the chickens wash YOU!

Join for epic battles with giant chickens who will peck your enemies to oblivion.

Build your own chicken army and conquer the pixelated world with feathers and beaks of destruction.

Forget about boring old chicken dinners, on our server, the chickens will serve YOU dinner with a side of chaos and mayhem.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chicken revolution begin!

Limb us Company General – Minecraft SMP #2297

appstore, Company, countdown, district 20 bokgak, don quixote, e.g.o, Ego, Extraction, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Library of Ruina, limb, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Manager Of La Manchaland, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, tutorial, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht, Yi Sang

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeon #5 – Mirror of the Dreaming, Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, and Refraction Railway Line 5 – Merry Go Round. But wait, there’s more!

Upcoming Event: The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it’s gonna be wild!

And don’t miss the Miracle in District 20 BokGak where anything can happen from December 26th to January 23rd.

But that’s not all, we have crazy extractions happening like extracting The Manager Of La Manchaland Don Quixote and targeting [Yi Sang] ID & E.G.O. What are we even extracting them for? Who cares, it’s gonna be a blast!

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers and chaos at every turn!

Download links available for all platforms, official social media accounts for updates, and required reading for all your EGO and Sinner info needs.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

BabyDaddyDrama, child support, child welfare, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family interference, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, single motherhood, sister drama, unwanted advice

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	7587
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of building epic castles and battling dragons! Join us and escape the real world where nosy sisters try to meddle in your virtual life.

On our server, you can create a world where your daughter’s father is a legendary warrior who fights alongside you in epic quests. No child support drama here, just pure adventure and fun!

So why join our server? Because here, you can build a family with your fellow players who understand the importance of boundaries and respecting each other’s virtual space. Plus, our server has unicorns. Yes, unicorns. Need we say more? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

XmasBoozeBanFail

alcohol ban, children, christmas, Christmas day, christmas eve, Cultural differences, cultural mixing, Elf on the Shelf, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, holiday hosting, holiday traditions, Mexican, mixed families, parenting, santa, tamales, tequila, wine, XmasBoozeBanFail

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.

Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.

And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!