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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8669 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
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