New Minecraft Servers 2025

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constipation prevention Minecraft Servers

  • BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

    BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 8669
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

    we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

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  • Down Under Minecraft Server

    Down Under Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3048
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Witchā€™s Brew Drunk: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

    Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual BBQ with all your new best friends.

    And if you’re from Sydney, well, you’re in for a real treat. Our server has a secret portal that leads straight to the Sydney Opera House. Yep, you heard that right. You can mine for diamonds by day and catch a show at the Opera House by night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

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  • It’s Getting Dark, Too Dark to See – Minecraft SMP

    It’s Getting Dark, Too Dark to See – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4279
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Farms Harvested: 295
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the sun never sets and the mobs are always throwing a party!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come out of nowhere and start busting out their best moves. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Steve, replaced all the pigs with flying llamas? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of clucking soldiers ready to take over the world. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s getting dark, too dark to see…but who needs light when you have a flaming pig as your trusty steed?

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  • 5:02 Minecraft Server

    5:02 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8533
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Dimension Hops: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 475 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be staying up until 5:02 AM just to keep playing! Join us for a night of craziness and fun as we build, mine, and battle our way through the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? Goodnight, lovely people, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • Flg – Minecraft SMP – F-List General

    Flg – Minecraft SMP – F-List General
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1778
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. From snake sniddies to unicorn horn tickling, we’ve got more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Need a break from mining and crafting? Jump into our webchat for some textual roleplaying that will make your diamond armor blush. And don’t forget to check out our filtered ads for even more spicy content.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as wild and creative as you are? Come on in and let your fursona run wild – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a roleplay scenario that involves a talking cow and a quest for the rarest block in the game. Let the adventures begin!

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  • FamCraft Minecraft Server

    FamCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6247
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to dive into the world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each individual member in hilarious detail! From Okayu, who is basically a cat in human form, to Korone, the doggo with a heart of gold, to Fubuki, the snow queen who will freeze you with her icy stare, to Ayame, the ninja warrior who can vanish into thin air, to Mio, the wolf girl who will howl at the moon, to Subaru, the space cadet who will take you on a wild ride through the galaxy.

    Follow them on Twitter for even more shenanigans, watch their crazy videos, and join our community of OKFAMS enthusiasts! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin! 🐱🐶❄️🗡️🐺🚀 #OKFAMS #MinecraftMadness

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  • Alright Elite Gods, who are we taking? Dakota? – Minecraft SMP

    Alright Elite Gods, who are we taking? Dakota? – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5207
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server in existence! Join us and become a part of the Elite Gods, a group of legendary players who dominate the virtual world with their mad skills and insane builds.

    We have Dakota, the master of redstone who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. Join us and witness her epic creations that will leave you speechless.

    But that’s not all! We also have Steve, the fearless warrior who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread. Join us and learn his secret techniques for surviving in the toughest of situations.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the Elite Gods. Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!

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  • ā­ā­ā­TOPMINEšŸš€SURVIVALšŸš€MINI-GAMESā­ā­ā­ Minecraft server

    ā­ā­ā­TOPMINEšŸš€SURVIVALšŸš€MINI-GAMESā­ā­ā­ Minecraft server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7957
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Villages Defended: 19
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

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    Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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  • SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

    SwitchCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7827
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only Minecraft can provide. We’ve got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers telling knock-knock jokes. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be the only place where you can find secret levels inspired by Donkey Kong Country Returns and Xenoblade Chronicles X. Who knew those games could be even more epic in blocky form?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got insider information that Kirby and the Rainbow Curse will be making a surprise appearance on our server. Get ready to paint your way to victory in the most colorful and wacky adventure yet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT)!

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  • Argie’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Argie’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6085
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Enchantments Applied: 212
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8726
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

    But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

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  • Fake Polls Minecraft Server

    Fake Polls Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2658
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Emeralds Found: 7983

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where the only thing faker than the election polls is the amount of diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Our server is so unpredictable, even Nate Silver couldn’t predict the crazy adventures you’ll have here. Join us for a wild ride filled with fake news, gay polls, and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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