constipation dangers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1889
Potions Brewed:	143	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	9612
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Breeding Bonanza Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can breed are animals? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post vidya characters specifically made for endless breeding! That’s right, you can breed Mario with Sonic to create the ultimate speedster plumber! Or how about breeding Lara Croft with Master Chief to create a badass explorer warrior? The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous! Join our server now for a breeding experience like no other and see what crazy combinations you can come up with! Who knows, you might just create the next legendary character in the Minecraft world!

Blocky Banter: When Minecraft Memes and Gaming Fails Collide!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	5387	Divine Spears Created:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty Chick City

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as Steve’s fashion sense? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the prototypical modern woman. She built a house made entirely out of diamonds, tamed a dragon as her trusty steed, and even started her own fashion line for Endermen. Talk about goals, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first underwater roller coaster, a secret society of talking pigs, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind!

Build-A-Wall Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t penetrate our borders! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most tremendous server you will ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. So come join us and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

MineTale/DeltaCraft Fun

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	4112	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ores Mined:	6210	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most deltarune-tastic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures inspired by Deltarune, where you can explore the whimsical world of Toby Fox’s creation. Dive into the depths of the dark world and battle against quirky enemies like Lancer and Jevil.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive merch like Undertale and Deltarune artbooks, legends of localization, and even a sweepstakes to win a one-of-a-kind prize straight from the dark world itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you in our deltarune-tastic Minecraft world!

Minecraft: Endwalker’s Blocky Adventure – ‘/xivg/’ Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	828003	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

🌟🔥🎮 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic early access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! 🎮🔥🌟

👻👾 Don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event rerun until Patch 7.0! Hunt down those elusive Yo-kai and show them who’s boss! 👾👻

💰💎 Moogle Treasure Trove is back from May 14th to June 24th! Get your hands on some epic loot and become the richest player in the server! 💎💰

☔💸 Make it Rain from May 15 to May 31st! Swim in gil and make it rain all over your enemies! 💸☔

🌍✈️ Take part in our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Travel the world and show off your skills in different regions! ✈️🌍

🗡️🛡️ Join our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0 and dominate the battlefield with your epic combat skills! Show no mercy to your foes! 🛡️🗡️

🏰👑 Build your own Free Company, gather resources, and create powerful Linkshells to conquer the server! Rule with an iron fist and become the ultimate leader! 👑🏰

👻🔍 Attend our meetups for some spooky fun! From X-files to Digimon Tamers, we have it all! Don’t miss out on the action and join us for a wild ride! 🔍👻

🦄🌈 Previous events were a blast, and we’re just getting started! Stay tuned for more crazy adventures and epic battles in our Minecraft server! 🌈🦄

Join now and become a legend in the gaming world! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement waiting for you on our server! 🎮🔥🌟

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3475	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2389
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.i1.vanillaboxmc.ru

CraftyAsianLove

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Votes:	1982
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can lose your virginity to a cute Asian woman! That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting zombies, our server offers a whole new level of excitement. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, romance, and maybe even a little bit of blocky passion. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TechieCraft: Where Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android players unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Emeralds Found:	2371	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you a true technology fan like me? Do you love Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android? If you don’t, then sorry, but you’re not invited to our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is so technologically advanced that only the most hardcore tech enthusiasts can handle it.

Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.

But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).

So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.

PixelPants

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt huts and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo events that happen every Saturday night!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wacky!