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Appetite Suppressing Piggy Server
hey u! ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like finding a magical potion dat makes u never hungry again! like seriously, dis server got some crazy molecule stuff dat makes u not wanna eat all da time, just like dat semaglutide thingy! and get dis, it even helps u lose weight! like who needs a gym when u got dis server, amirite? -
GutCraft: Poopocalypse!
So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party! -
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join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!
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