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RamenCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, attitude, Boyfriend, Communication, Constipated, Cooking, follow directions, food poisoning, Hunger, Instructions, Minecraft, non spicy, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship, Server, sick, Soup, stomach issues, Taste, throwing up, undercooked noodles, warm up

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8689	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving “f***ing attitude” to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

StepmomVacayRuiner420

Beach Trip, Boobs, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict, Constipated, crying, day cruise, Dreaded, embarassed, EMBARRASSING, family dynamics, family vacations, puberty, pubic hair, rash guard, ruined trips, stepmom, StepmomVacayRuiner420, swim shorts, Swimwear

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	653974	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepmom’s beach trip stories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive those cringe-worthy family moments in a virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.

DreamLife Network

Bedwars, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Star Shards Collected:	262
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐓𝐨 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐦𝐩

𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 (𝟏) 𝐍𝐨 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐎𝐫 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 (𝟐) 𝐍𝐨 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐇𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐎𝐫 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠. (𝟑) 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭. (𝟒) 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲. (𝟓) 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝. (𝟕) 𝐍𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐧𝐲 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫. (𝟖) 𝐍𝐨 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐀𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐈𝐟 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦. (𝟗) 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐎𝐫 𝐈𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. (𝟏𝟎) 𝐏𝐚𝐲 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐈𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭 𝐀𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐫. (𝟏𝟏) 𝐍𝐨 𝐒𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.

play.dreamlifesmp.fun

StartRP server Minecraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mines Excavated:	2331	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

The owner of the “StartRP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

146.59.108.13:26007

GuardMine | Happy catching Minecraft server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

GuardMine is a private, vanilla server, it has a RP implementation, complemented by the appropriate plugins.

167.235.177.9:25927

MAGICBOX .. – BOXPVP server Minecraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

The owner of the server “MAGICBOX .. – BOXPVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

magicbox.gomc.fun

Bubble Craft server Minecraft

Jobs, Pets

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	678699
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

╬══════۞BUBBLE CRAFT۞══════╬

NEW VERSION – 1.16.3

A TRUE CLASSIC WITHOUT CREATIVITY AND EXTRA DONATIONS.

WORKS | AUCTIONS | SHOPS | ECONOMY

GOOD ADMINISTRATION/MODERATION

GROUP IN VK – https://vk.com/bubble_craftt

IP ◁ 95.216.62.179:25583 ▷ COME IN

95.216.62.179:25583

GeterCraft Minecraft server

Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Russian, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

The owner of the “GeterCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.getercraft.ru

SkuwalkerMC

SkuwalkerMC, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

🌌 Welcome to SkywalkerMC – Your Ultimate Star Wars Minecraft Experience! 🚀

Embark on an epic adventure to a galaxy far, far away right from the comfort of your Minecraft realm! Join us at SkywalkerMC, where the Force is strong and the possibilities are endless.

🌟 Immerse Yourself in the Star Wars Universe:

Explore iconic planets like Tatooine, Hoth, Endor, and more, meticulously recreated in stunning detail within Minecraft. Traverse vast landscapes, encounter familiar creatures, and uncover hidden treasures as you journey through the galaxy.

💥 Choose Your Path:

Will you join the ranks of the noble Jedi Order, mastering the Force and defending peace throughout the galaxy? Or will you embrace the dark side as a formidable Sith Lord, seeking power and domination at any cost? The choice is yours, and your destiny awaits.

🛠️ Build Your Own Star Wars Saga:

Construct your own bases, starships, and fortresses using our extensive selection of Star Wars-themed building blocks and assets. From humble moisture farms to towering Imperial fortresses, let your creativity soar as you shape the galaxy to your will.

👥 Forge Alliances and Conquer Enemies:

Team up with fellow players to form powerful factions, or engage in thrilling PvP battles against rival factions for control of key strategic locations. Whether you seek camaraderie or conquest, there’s always an adventure waiting in the vast expanse of SkywalkerMC.

🎉 Join the Community:

Become part of a vibrant community of Star Wars enthusiasts, where you can share your creations, participate in events, and make lasting friendships with like-minded players from across the galaxy.

🚀 May the Force Be with You:

Prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the Star Wars universe like never before. Join us today at SkywalkerMC and unleash your inner Jedi or Sith!

Connect to SkywalkerMC now and let the adventure begin: thread-craig.gl.joinmc.link

May the Force be with you, always. 🌟

FRESHWORLD Minecraft server

Parkour

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	505872	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

There is a website and a ds server, come in, you won’t regret it))

185.9.145.234:25578

Adeons [Modded]

Adventure, Create, Magic, Modded, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	40
Love Letters Sent:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Adeon, in this server you are able to have a fun time with others. This server includes a bunch of features which range from allowing you to cast one of the many magic abilities to allowing you to become a mechanic and create your own contraptions! In this server, you are greated with one of the many biomes that are presented! you start your way from punching a tree to casting a black hole upon the world!

adeon.blockworlds.io

Amethyst World Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Amethyst is a vanilla server, no donations, no wipes! There is a good administration here, which is also developing!WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU AT AMETHYST WORLD

95.216.123.235:25598