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RamenCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, attitude, Boyfriend, Communication, Constipated, Cooking, follow directions, food poisoning, Hunger, Instructions, Minecraft, non spicy, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship, Server, sick, Soup, stomach issues, Taste, throwing up, undercooked noodles, warm up

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving “f***ing attitude” to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

StepmomVacayRuiner420

Beach Trip, Boobs, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict, Constipated, crying, day cruise, Dreaded, embarassed, EMBARRASSING, family dynamics, family vacations, puberty, pubic hair, rash guard, ruined trips, stepmom, StepmomVacayRuiner420, swim shorts, Swimwear

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepmom’s beach trip stories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive those cringe-worthy family moments in a virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.

GeoMineLand

Anarchy, Bedwars, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

GeoMineLand Is One Of Georgian Minecraft Server With Awsome Anarchy And BedWars Server Have Beatiful Design And UI

https://discord.com/invite/BhFMezWs6m

mc.geomineland.ge

AmaruCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

The Fan-official Amaru Minecraft Server :DD

We are a community that is focused on the Wellbeing of our members and the happiness of all, we want to be able to create a place where people can play their favourite game with their mind at peace

This minecraft server is an initiative of the Amaru Fan Discord server, which I would encourage you to join if you like the minecraft server.

I’ll see you around 😀 – Gyro

amaru.my.pebble.host:25601

Master Survival

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8364	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	160849	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

[1.20.1] Welcome traveler to Master Survival with unique survival server gameplay with a seasoned management team. Explore an ever changing and evolving living world where new challenges, skills, bosses and quests await.Play your way it’s all up to you. [ Survival | Economy | Ranks | Rewards | Friendly Community | Dedicated Staff ]

mastersurvival.xyz:25502

SuzakuMC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Servidor Towny Custom 1.20.x

– Trading system with villagers – Additional difficulty to survival – Zona PVP y Dungeon PVE – Mobs custom

play.suzakumc.com

CornutSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

just a smp server absolutely no rules but if you get annoying you will get banned, 13+ only, you can team with anyone and make sure to join the discord

Cornut.mc.gg

CavalierGaming Minecraft Server

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	144
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	6

CavalierGaming Server is a SMP server running on 1.20.1 version. Server has ranks, levels, jobs, skills

play.cavaliergaming.live

PRNZ

Factions, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2003

A High performance, 24/7 Server with 20 Chunk render distance for PRNZ Members, open to the public. Faction rules are setup so users can have a safe zone free from griefing. 3D Map can be found at https://minecraft.prnz.racing

mc.prnz.racing

Sirium OneBlock League

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our unique 1.20 Skyblock Oneblock Minecraft Server! Build your dream Skyblock Base, customize it with exclusive furniture, and create thriving farms. Engage in exciting PvP battles and complete tasks to become the wealthiest player. Join now (:

skyblock.sirium.network

CatCraftMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Void Armor Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

CatCraft is a smaller, adult only, community focused Minecraft server. We started Season 1 on April 4, 2019. With the launch of 1.18, we began Season 2 in December 2021 to make the most of the new biomes and world generation.

Our intention is a long term world, with a slow world border expansion as new 1.X updates are released. Currently, we’re running 1.20.1, with a world border set at 15k in every direction. Our server is hosted in Ashburn, VA, on the eastern seaboard of the USA.

While we’re a small-ish community (usually between 30 and 80 total active members), the admin staff is passionate about keeping the server going and providing as many quality of life options as possible. On top of having a Survival server, we also have a Creative server with world edit, as well as an Event server on standby for (a hopeful!) monthly UHC, community planned events, or the occasional mod-pack. Bluemap runs on both Creative and Survival, as well as a discord Chat Bot.

Please Apply via the Discord, to be considered for the whitelist!

play.catcraftmc.com

The Old New Shifter Server

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

A 1.8.9 server, anything’s allowed but grouping together is encouraged, other than that just don’t use hacks/exploits

TheONSSServer.exaroton.me:13099