Constipated – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RamenCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, attitude, Boyfriend, Communication, Constipated, Cooking, follow directions, food poisoning, Hunger, Instructions, Minecraft, non spicy, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship, Server, sick, Soup, stomach issues, Taste, throwing up, undercooked noodles, warm up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving "f***ing attitude" to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

StepmomVacayRuiner420

Beach Trip, Boobs, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict, Constipated, crying, day cruise, Dreaded, embarassed, EMBARRASSING, family dynamics, family vacations, puberty, pubic hair, rash guard, ruined trips, stepmom, StepmomVacayRuiner420, swim shorts, Swimwear

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepmom’s beach trip stories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive those cringe-worthy family moments in a virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.

The Penitentiary

auction house, Bounties, cells, Chestshops, classic prisons, Diamond gear, Guards, Minecraft, Ores, Parkour, Plots, Prison, Ranks, Server, solitary confinement

The Pen

Are you tired of boring servers with too many ranks and overpowered gear? Do you miss the good old days of simple prison servers? This server brings back the classic prison experience!

Features:

Ranks A-E, then Parolee to leave prison
Enforcing guards to keep order
Raw ores to smelt and sell
Rentable cells and plots
Easy chestshops
Start with basic gear
Solitary confinement for troublemakers
Player bounties
Auction house for trading
Parkour challenges

Join now and experience the nostalgia of Classic Prisons!

play.thepen-mc.net

HearthCraft SMP – No Resets, No Griefing, Economy | Avg. 15 Online | Java 1.20.2+

1.20.2, 3-2-1 backup strategy, Active Economy, Avg, Avg. 15 online, Block logging, Difficulty Hard, Discord, Economy, Griefing, HearthCraft, Ip:, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, main world, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource worlds, rules, Ryzen 5 5800X, smp, statistics, Technical, Website, wild command, zero tolerance

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Non-griefing economy SMP No pay-to-win store Resource worlds Live map available Pet system Land claiming Active economy system Marriage plugin Leaderboards
Gameplay Mechanics	Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy Random teleport command Block logging and inventory rollback Difficulty set to Hard No automatic farm limitations
Community Aspects	Zero tolerance for hate speech Player shops, warps, and auctions Discord: Join our Discord IP: play.hearthcraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, HearthCraft is a no-griefing server.
Are there pay-to-win elements in the store?	No, the store is 0% pay-to-win.
What is the server’s backup strategy?	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The difficulty is set to Hard.

CraftySurvival ServerCraft Network

Adventure, Doors, Excited, Experience, improved, Minecraft, Opening, Servercraft Network, Survival, Unique

ServerCraft Network

Description: The big news is here! Get ready, Minecraft fans! ServerCraft Network is finally here! Our fresh survival server is about to launch. Get ready for a whole new and better experience.

servercraftnetwork.vultam.host

Aegea SMP: Semi-Vanilla Economy & Ranks Server

Aegea, artisan, Builder, chests, commands, Doors, Economy, Factions, Grief, Map, Milestones, MONEY, Noble, Playtime, Plugins, PREMIER, Ranks, Rollback, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, signs, smp, Spigot, Teleportation, Trade, Wild

Aegea Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Spigot SMP server
Gameplay Mechanics	Various plugins for fun gameplay, economy, ranks
Community Aspects	Player ranks, factions, close-knit community
Server IP	aegea.mcserver.us
Website	Visit Website

FAQ

What are the basic commands on the server?

/help, /back, /sethome, /tpa, /tpahere, /sell, /sell hand, /lock, /rtp

How can players rise through the ranks?

Players can be promoted based on playtime milestones, starting from Guest to Builder, Artisan, Noble, and Premier ranks.

Can players join factions on the server?

Yes, players can join factions called “teams” which unite under a common name, home, and warps.

What are the server rules?

1. No griefing 2. No stealing 3. No PvP without consent 4. No spamming 5. No hacking 6. No toxicity 7. Have fun 🙂

Which plugins does the server use?

CoreProtect, Essentials, LWC, Vault, Decent Holograms, GSit, BetterTeams, BetterRTP, Chunky, GroupManager, WorldEdit, WorldGuard

BlocktopiaMC Community

Apply now, base building, Community, Creative, Discord, experienced, Friendly, History, newcomers, No Griefing, No pvp, Peaceful, shape the world, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelist

BlocktopiaMC

Welcome to Blocktopiamc

Survival Whitelist server-apply over discord and become part of the community

Build your own base or join others – according to your style

Peaceful gameplay – no griefing, no PvP, just relaxed play

Vanilla-Feeling-No Land Claims, we rely on trust and community

For newcomers and experienced – everyone finds their place here

Why blocktopiamc?

Blocktopiamc is a community server with history. Here you can become part of a friendly, creative project and help to actively shape the world.

Interest? Apply now about discord and become part of blocktopiamc

blocktopiaworld.de

HellCraft PVP Realm

Challenging, community-driven, Day by day, Dedicated, demonstrate, enemies, Hellcraft Network, home, Immersive, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, Modalities, Network, PvP, Resources, Server, Shelters, Skills, Survival, world

HellCraft Server Information

Welcome to HellCraft!

HellCraft Network is a cool server where we always listen to the community and try to get better every day. We have lots of fun stuff to do, especially PVP and Survival.

Get ready for a world of tough survival where you gotta get resources, make shelters, and fight scary enemies to stay alive. Show off your survival skills and make your place in this tough world!

mc.hellcraft.es

Azeroth Crafters

1.21.4, azeroth, building, Crafting, Dexmoh, Exploration, home, Ip:, java, Java 1.21.4, Map, Minecraft, Server, SETTLEMENT, Survival, uk, World of Warcraft

Crafting Azeroth

IP: crafting-azeroth.dexmoh.uk [Java 1.21.4]

Crafting Azeroth is a cool survival server with a whole map of Azeroth from World of Warcraft! Explore Azeroth, find a spot, and make your own home.

crafting-azeroth.dexmoh.uk

Golden Crystal Dawn

Active players, Community, Community oriented, Crystal Dawn, Economy, Friendly, golden days, growth, minecraft server, recruit, Staff Members, Survival, survival server

Crystal Dawn Minecraft Server

Crystal Dawn brings back the good old days of Minecraft survival and economy servers. The server is new and aims to create a friendly community that grows together.

Looking for active players to join the staff team.
Join us if you’re interested in being part of a community-oriented server.

Let’s build something great together!

mc.crystaldawn.org

MythicBlocks CityCraft

Citybuild, Clans, Community, Construction Phase, creative possibilities, custom currencies, Custom Texturepack, Discord, DISCOVER, Events, free2play, Fun, Furniture, Individual Progress, Interact, Minecraft, MythicBlocks, new features, unique experience

MythicBlocks

Welcome to Mythicblocks!

The Mythicblocks CityBuild server is still under construction, but we are working hard to offer you a unique Minecraft experience! Prepare yourself for a world that is full of creative possibilities. Be there from the start and discover all the cool features that we prepare for you.

What awaits you:

Free2Play: No pay-to-win! All features are free for all players. You can progress and earn rewards through your commitment in the game – no money needed.
Custom TexturePack: Dive into an improved Minecraft world! Our special texture pack adds custom items, armor, blocks, and more for an even better experience!
Cool furniture: Add a personal touch to your city or home. Our wide selection of furniture lets you get creative and design your building your way.
Individual progress: Level up in the game and earn new rewards. On Mythicblocks, you can grow through your own achievements and face new challenges.
Clans: Form your own clan and make new friends. With our clan system, you can level up to unlock new rewards.
Custom currencies: Ever heard of dismantling a currency? Well, with us, you can! Dismantle certain ores to get crystals for ranks and more freebies.

We’re still in the construction phase, but we invite you to join us on our journey. Soon, we’ll offer you a fantastic world where you can build, explore, and interact with other players. Community and fun are our top priorities.

The main player interaction happens on our discord. Be the first to know about updates, events, and more: DC.GG/Mythicblocks

Be there when mythic blocks open the doors and experience Minecraft in a new way!

mythicblocks.net

LanderYT SMP – Hermitcraft-like Semi-Vanilla Server 1.21.4 (Whitelist)

1.21.4, Application Process, Armor statues, Community, Coreprotect, Custom Hats, Custom Items, custom weapons, Discordsrv, event coins, Harmony, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, high-effort application form, Highways, LanderYT, Peace, player heads, Roads, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Shop permits, shulker boxes, Single player sleep, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, Whitelist

LanderYT SMP Overview
Key Features	Custom texture pack Restricted teleport command Datapacks from Hermitcraft DiscordSRV integration CoreProtect for server protection Events with event coins rewards
Community Aspects	Established in October 2021 7 months old server Active staff team High-effort application process Community concerns addressed
Join Us	Discord Server

FAQ

How old is the server?

The server was established in October 2021 and is currently 7 months old.

What are the key features of the server?

The server features a custom texture pack, restricted teleport command, datapacks from Hermitcraft, DiscordSRV integration, CoreProtect for server protection, and events with event coins rewards.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out a high-effort application form. Your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations will be considered during the application process.

Is there a staff team on the server?

Yes, there is a small staff team whose goal is to maintain peace and harmony on the server and Discord. While not all chat may be moderated, the staff team listens to community concerns.