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SkyBlockAge

age, aging, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Blindness, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, deteriorates, EyeSight, night sky, Sight, SKY, SkyBlockAge, Stargazing, Starlight, Stars, telescope, Universe, vision loss, visual impairment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Items Found:	5680	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join us!

first of all, we got diamonds raining from the sky every hour on the hour. u wanna be blinged out like a boss? come join us and u’ll be sparkling like a disco ball in no time!

secondly, we got a secret underground lair filled with rare mobs and treasures. u think u got what it takes to conquer the depths of our server? come prove urself and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yea, u heard me right. hop on that bad boy and soar through the skies like a majestic beast of legend.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
New Chunks Explored:	997128	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	652062
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	157	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Potions Brewed:	59
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ores Mined:	1762
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Farms Harvested:	350
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Star Shards Collected:	279	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	259	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Crops Grown:	9919	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!