Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with meme-loving conspiracists. They’ll welcome you with open arms and shower you with dank memes that will make you question reality itself.
But wait, there’s more! Our research shows that shared photos and videos on our server actually reinforce a ‘conspiracist worldview’, making you feel like you’re part of a secret society of meme warriors. It’s like joining the Illuminati, but with more creepers and less Illuminati symbols.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most meme-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the conspiracy, baby!
But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!
Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.
Join us and be part of the Artemis moon landing programme, where u can build ur own spaceship and fly to da moon to mine for rare space diamonds. But watch out, cuz there are aliens lurking in the shadows, ready to abduct u and probe u for information (literally)!
Conspiracy theorists gonna lose their minds when they see u on dis server, cuz we got secret government bases, hidden underground bunkers, and even a secret society of talking cows plotting world domination. Trust me, u ain’t seen nothin’ like dis before!
So come on down to our server and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. Just remember to bring ur tin foil hat and a sense of humor, cuz things are gonna get weird up in here!
Greetings from The Real SMP!
💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?
We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.
🌟Which features do we offer?
We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!
🌠 Player Shops!!
Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?
🪧 Spawn Protection!
We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!
🎉 Giveaways!
We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!
🆕Vanilla Plus!
Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!
❓Thus, why should you come along?
Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu
IP: mc.therealsmp.com
Website: https://therealsmp.com/
Ok hi. Overlong life story of this server:
so basically me and my group of friends have gone through a cycle of starting up heavily modded SMP type servers with most of them dying out after only a few weeks. We’ve come up with various attempts to solve our inevitable server burnouts which is a situation I’m sure many of you can relate to.
And we’ve come up with a solution… by stripping back the game and harnessing the classic golden age mindset, by starting a vanilla server and just… playing the game without any massive preconceptions or goals or ideas.
The server started off pretty normally. A few of us sorta scattered in different directions and started building bases or whatever. But one of us decided right off the bat to create a lavacast at spawn… ok, why the fuck would you do that??
Well maybe we were all feeling a little bored of playing the game normally, because we started actually helping the guy expand the cobblestone lavacast since frankly it was kinda funny.
Well, this and that happened and we are now basically termites that live inside of a cobbblemonster that is slowly but surely growing due to our grueling efforts of placing down lava and water buckets respectively. It even got big enough to swallow an entire village which was basically casted by the descending lava. Sorta like one of those anthill videos on youtube.
If you’re looking for a chill, simple but gimmicky vanilla experience that hearkens back to the old MC days, feel free to join us. We don’t intend to grow that big or anything; we’re just a group of friends bein dudes inside of a stupid mass of cobblestone. God we hate it here. Fuck.
Here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/xdsTF9PA9n
Epirate is a geopolitical towny server set in the 1700s with custom weapons and Armor, fully functional warships, Cannons.
Create your own town and nation, fight in wars, capture naval regions and more!
| 🌍 | Earth Map + Live Map
| ⚔️ | Custom Weapons and Armor
| 🦈 | Sea Monsters
| ⛵ | Player-built ships!
| 🔥 | Wars and naval regions
| 💰 | Economy
| 🐟 | Advanced Fishing system
| 🔗 | Discord – https://discord.gg/auG8XfWmj9
| 🔗 | Trailer – https://youtu.be/ozYxswOib-I?si=Q7y3SwkREAVmm1N8
| 🔗 | Map – https://epiratemap.pixelnetwork.uk/
SERVER DETAILS
IP: Epirate.usga.me
Bedrock IP: 185.207.164.1
Bedrock Port: 33181
Version – 1.20.4 (but you can join on any version, 1.20.4 is recommended)
IMPORTANT – Server is currently closed and will reopen in April
Some info:
Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k
Hey There, Welcome to 🌋MagmaCraft SMP!
Would you like to join? Press Here Or Press the link below!✅https://discord.gg/3FH8dfFN✅
🤔Have you been looking for a HermitCraft type server that is still new? Well your in luck, Our server just opened!
About us
Magmacraft SMP is a new HermitCraft like server. We try and offer a great and fun community to engage with while maintaining a vanilla experience to the user (apart from a few datapacks toenhance the gameplay experience.
Although the server is fresh and we haven’t been online for long, we look forward to finding new members to make this community as awesome as it can be!
How to join?
Joining is quite easy! Follow the link on top of this post and join the discord server! From there we ask you to answer a few questions via an application. After we have received your application we will review it and whitelist you to the server if you made it in
(note: we are not too strict with the applications, we just want to find people that suit our server the best!)
What do we offer?
By joining our (awesome) SMP server, we offer you the following:
– Fun, Active and Nice community
– A 24/7 Running Minecraft Server
– HermitCraft like server with shopping district
– The best possible time!
🙌So what are you waiting for! Join our discord and make MagmaCraft SMP Awesome!!!🙌