Console Wars MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Bros: Nintendo vs PlayStation Edition

Xbox handheld, Edition, blocky, Xbox, Technology

Are you tired of boring old consoles that can’t fit in your pocket? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate handheld gaming experience!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and exploring in the palm of your hand. Forget about bulky consoles like the Nintendo 3DS, our server will blow your mind with its insane graphics and endless possibilities.

Who needs the next PlayStation and Xbox handheld consoles when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the handheld gaming revolution begin!

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

Die, debate, Console Wars, Gaming, JARPIGS

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

WeebCraft360 – Where Minecraft meets Xbox nostalgia!

gaming consoles, WeebCraft360, Gaming, Minecraft, Entertainment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prove that Xbox 360 is the ultimate console for weebs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

Our server is so lit, even Steve from Minecraft himself plays on it!
We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of angry llamas.
Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that if you win, you’ll gain superhuman strength in real life!
We have a pet creeper that tells the funniest jokes while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weeb-tastic world of Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Creations: Where Your Minecraft Dreams Come True!

perseverance, marketing tactics, sega, Gaming Community, Competition

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the game you’ve been working on for years is finally finished… but then Sega comes out with a new console and it’s exclusive to that console. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and secret diamond caves that only the bravest adventurers can find. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! When you join our server, you’ll also get a chance to ride a dragon into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

CREEPERS, controversy, video games, hype, consumer behavior

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

madness, Minecraft, gaming evolution, Ultimate, Gaming

Are you tired of playing on boring old Playstation and want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored to have caused the downfall of Playstation itself. Join us and become part of gaming history (or at least a really funny conspiracy theory)! Dive into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary (and totally made up)! Join our server now and let the madness begin!

MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

MapleCraft, trade dispute, supply chain, international trade, global market

come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

Asshole to Asshole Craft

cultural norms, cheek to cheek, social customs, social interactions, physical contact

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

Cobbleton Forever

paths, smp, stonecutter recipes, player application, Treasure Hunts

Overview

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players.

Quick Info

IP
play.cobbleton.com

Links

About Us

Pouches and backpacks
Portal Scrolls for teleportation
Custom furniture from Fern’s Furniture
Tons of quality of life changes
Proximity voice chat and Fortnite style pinging
Various world types like resource and creative
No P2W mechanics

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

Oshi Eats & Collabs 1.20

Pleasure, Eats, Idol, desire, Hunger

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic collabs with your favorite idols! We’ll make sure you have a wild time building together and then we’ll feast on virtual delicacies like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real food when you can have a taste of victory in every bite? Come join us for a crazy ride through the world of blocky adventures and questionable culinary choices!