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Crafted Realms 1.21.4

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8850
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of bacon! You can crouch with the letter C, like whoa, mind blown! And the best part? The creepers are actually fluffy kittens in disguise! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary NITW (Not In This World) potion, which turns you into a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoot out bacon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your computer too, so make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy just in case).

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	6691	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Impact Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Characters, console game, countdown, countdown event, Crafty, elemental powers, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, genshin impact, Impact, Kino, Live Stream, Minecraft, mobile game, Online Multiplayer, open world, pc game, RPG, Server, upcoming release

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!

Minecraft SMP: FinalFantasyCraft

Characters, Clusterfuck, console game, controversial, criticism, design choices, Development, FANTASY, Final Fantasy 15, FinalFantasyCraft, game design, gameplay, japanese, long tail tags, Minecraft, open world, RPG, smoking, smp, Square Enix, Story, video game, WTF

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9957
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where you never know what absurdity you’ll encounter next. From riding llamas into battle against evil chickens to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, the possibilities are endless.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – even if it involves riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

NinjaCraft: Slaying Creepers & Eating Sushi

abrahamic God, Adventure, boss battle, challenging gameplay, Character development, console game, CREEPERS, divine intervention, Eating, Epic, FANTASY, final boss, immersive world, japanese RPG, Mythology, NinjaCraft, religious themes, role-playing game, Save The World, slaying, Story-Driven, sushi, turn based combat, ultimate showdown, video game

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Japanese RPG-inspired Minecraft server? Well, get ready to face the ultimate challenge because the final boss is none other than the Abrahamic God! That’s right, you’ll have to battle it out with the Almighty himself to claim victory and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy quests, insane monsters, and mind-boggling puzzles that will test your skills and wit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Japanese RPG Minecraft server with the craziest final boss ever!

BalconyBark Minecraft Server

aita, balcony area, BalconyBark, Boundaries, brown stains, Community, dog park, Dogs, fresh snow, green spaces, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighbours, off leash park, OFFENDED, outdoor area, outdoor space, pet etiquette, pet owners, pet waste, Server, Snow, urine smell

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with pesky neighbors using your balcony as a dog park? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about urine-soaked snow or offended neighbors.

Our server offers endless opportunities for creativity and fun, without any dog-related drama. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or just relax in your own virtual paradise. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

MorallyCraftyMC

ABSOLUTE worst, aita, biological child, civil lawsuits, death, disputed will, Divorce, ENTITLEMENT, family drama, father’s estate, Inheritance, involved father, legal battles, morally correct, MorallyCraftyMC, only child, P.O.D., Probate, Separated, Siblings, truth revealed

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over inheritance? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last diamond block!

On our server, you can build your dream estate without worrying about pesky relatives trying to claim it as their own. And if anyone dares to challenge your rightful ownership, just unleash a horde of creepers on them!

So why wait? Join now and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a disgruntled relative haunts one of our dungeons, so you can even get some revenge in the afterlife!

TinyTrollzCraft

childhood taunts, cruel jabs, cutting words, deep wounds, emotional damage, emotional scars, harsh criticism, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insulting remarks, lasting impact., lasting impression, lingering hurt, long-lasting effects, memorable insult, Never forget, painful memories, small but impactful insult, small insult, TinyTrollzCraft, unforgettable put-downs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only insult you hear is “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult paradise! Join us and get roasted by our resident insult master, Insulticus Maximus, who will come up with the most creative and hilarious insults you’ve ever heard.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a golden chicken nugget and bragging rights for life.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be insulted, entertained, and amazed in ways you never thought possible!

⚠ DONAT GIVEAWAY / FREE ❰1 DAY TO END❱ Minecraft server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

IP: morgenstern.top

Donation store: a4craft.store

Supported versions: 1.8.X to 1.21.X

Recommended version for the game: 1.16.5

Immerse yourself in the incredible world of Minecraft!

? Game modes:

✔ Classic survival

✔ Griefer battles

✔ Exciting Sky PvP

✔ Unique Sky Block

✔ Incredible Anarchy

Why choose us?

? Unique mods and plugins

? Built-in smartphone with mini-games

? Friendly community of players

⚡ Full optimization, even for weak devices

? Large selection of modes

? Privileges are absolutely free

? Permanent online and stable server

The Huge Raccoon is where your adventure begins!

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MelonSurvival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to The Pale Garden Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Server Type	Semi Vanilla SMP
Game Mode	Hard Survival
Features
Rules	No hacks, No griefing, No claims, No keep inventory
Additional Info	Owners and Admins do not raid, World border set to 100k

Join Us!

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server.
Are griefing and raiding allowed?	No, griefing and raiding are not permitted except for specific PvP areas.
Can I claim land?	No, land claiming is not available on our server to maintain a balanced gameplay.
How many homes can I set?	Players have 2 homes by default on the server.
Is keep inventory enabled?	No, keep inventory is not enabled. We encourage players to strategize and manage their items carefully.

Lumber Crafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, Crafters, dark fantasy, dark humor, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Disgusting, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, Manga, people will pay for this, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, violence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	267
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Like, imagine a world where people actually pay to be on it, that’s some next level craziness right there.

We got all the wildest and weirdest stuff going on, it’s like a rollercoaster of wackiness and fun.

You’ll be questioning reality and wondering if you’re in some alternate dimension where everything is just bonkers.

So come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

SisConcert Tix Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, Concert, concert tickets, Friends, Guilt, long tail tag, Minecraft, opportunity, Server, SisConcert, sisters, TICKETS, TIX

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Emeralds Found:	9434	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters!

So, imagine this: you and your friends are all geared up for an epic concert in the real world, but suddenly they ghost you for 2 whole months! Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being ditched by your pals. Join us and make new friends who will never leave you hanging like those concert buddies did.

Our server is like a virtual concert that never ends, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Build your own virtual concert venue, complete with pixelated rockstars and fireworks displays. And if your friends bail on you again, don’t worry – our community is always here to jam out with you.

So, why wait for unreliable friends when you can join us and rock out in Minecraft instead? Come on over and let’s party like it’s block party time!

BFFWeddingCancelLOL

airport food, alterations, arguments, Best Friend, BFFWeddingCancelLOL, building a house, cancel trip, destination wedding, destination wedding costs, difficult decisions, Dominican Republic, Expenses, financial stress, March wedding, Marriage, prioritizing finances, sanity, saying no, starting a family, wedding costs, wedding dress

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of destination weddings! Who needs sandy beaches and expensive dresses when you can build your own virtual paradise with us? Save your sanity, marriage, and bank account by joining our server where the only thing you’ll argue about is who gets the last diamond block. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about that pesky wedding in the DR. Build your dream house, start a virtual family, and leave the real world behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than airport food.

NostalgiaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Childhood, digital age, electronic devices, hands-on play, imagination, interactive toys, limited technology, Minecraft, modern parenting, Nostalgia, NostalgiaGamer, old school, outdoor activities, outdoor playtime, play outside, screen time, smp, Social Interaction, Technology, traditional games, unplugged, virtual reality

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Lol, join our epic Minecraft SMP bros! We have like, the craziest adventures and the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig through the village, it was so random and hilarious. And the best part is, we have a secret underground club where we throw the wildest parties with all the mobs from the game. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons, so fun!

But seriously, you gotta join our SMP because we have this super rare diamond sword that can shoot lasers and make you fly. And we also have a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. Plus, we have this crazy glitch where you can ride a llama while wearing a pumpkin on your head and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s totally insane, you gotta see it to believe it.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally awesome server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it bros!

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, guidance, hindsight, inner dialogue, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, teenage self, wisdom

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Items Found:	2129
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Hey there, remember that time you spent hours playing Minecraft and dreaming of finding the perfect server? Well, guess what? We’ve got the ultimate Minecraft server that will blow your teenage mind!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, rare potions, and a signed poster of Steve riding a unicorn. And rumor has it, if you find the chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive your teenage dreams in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, your teenage self would thank you for it.