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The Last Great Console Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Votes:	1015	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers that are as outdated as the last truly great console? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about those dusty old consoles!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and defend it from hordes of evil llamas riding on flying pigs! And don’t forget to tame your own pet dragon that can breathe rainbow-colored fire!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing creepers that will try to boogie you to death!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Join now and let the insanity begin!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	137492	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	845	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	671313
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	101
Runes Activated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	10

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Crops Grown:	6186	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Items Found:	6866
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!