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PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2337	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Items Found:	1071	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3858
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Runes Activated:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Emeralds Found:	986
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Towns Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	4183	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border security, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic response, domestic panic, eastern europe, government response, international relations, Kremlin, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, media manipulation, military conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political tensions, Propaganda, public perception, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian Incursion

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9984	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	7589	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like the reported ukrainian incursion into kursk oblast but way more fun and without the panic!!!

we have crazy stories like the kremlin downplaying everything to keep the peace but we don’t care about peace, we just want to have a blast in our virtual world!!!

build your own kremlin and defend it against crazy invaders or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours on this insane server!!!

join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, unless you have short term memory loss, in which case you might forget but it’s okay because you can just join again and have a blast all over again!!!