IllegalMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

CraftyKidMyths

changing perspectives, childhood beliefs, childhood enlightenment, childhood fantasies, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, cognitive development., CraftyKidMyths, debunked myths, evolving beliefs, false beliefs, growing up, learning, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, reality check, shattered illusions, unlearning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	8115	Players Killed by Monsters:	4859
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	385243	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Balkan-Craft

admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

51.38.218.134:25511

Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

apply, Cats, Community, Community vote, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, elysia, Events, Grief Prevention, HERD, Lost, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, server chat, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

About Us

Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

Features

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat integration
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in only PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

Non-Features

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

Ready to Join?

If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

Woke Up Minecraft Server

alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server

aita, APPOINTMENTS, car expenses, chauffeur, Communication, Driving, financial responsibility, gas, Girlfriend, grocery shopping, guzzler, horse care, medical leave, Medications, Minecraft, personal boundaries, refuel, relationship, Server, Support, Time management, Transportation, Understanding, Venmo

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.

So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

SkinnyVsChonkCraft

body image, childhood obesity, dietary choices, Exercise, family dynamics, family health, growth spurt, Healthy Eating, individual needs, meal planning, Medical advice, nutrition, obese child, parental guilt, physical activity, portion control, school lunches, sibling jealousy, skinny child, SkinnyVsChonkCraft, weight loss

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!

But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!

And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?

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