| Players: |
97/200 |
Uptime: |
96% |
| Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: |
1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
19 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
4 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: |
0 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: |
2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: |
7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: |
6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
3 |
| Endless Night Skies: |
1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
1 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
4 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
