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  • BreakfastCraft: NoSharingBF

    BreakfastCraft: NoSharingBF
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values scones as much as you do? Look no further! Our server is filled with scone enthusiasts who understand the importance of a good breakfast treat.

    Join us and experience the thrill of baking scones in-game, where you can trade them with other players for rare items or even build a scone-themed castle. Who knows, you might even find a scone-loving boyfriend in the virtual world!

    Don’t worry about running out of scones before your next adventure, our server provides unlimited scone resources for all players. So come on in, bake some scones, and make friends who appreciate the art of breakfast pastries. It’s a scone-tastic time waiting for you!

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  • NoMILZoneCraft

    NoMILZoneCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and avoid those pesky family members trying to convince you to move to the South!

    Join us and create a virtual paradise where you can live out all your wildest fantasies without any interference from meddling in-laws. Build a massive house, raise virtual kids, and never have to worry about anyone telling you where to live ever again!

    Don’t let your in-laws dictate your life, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the elderly in-laws would want to hang out with you here! So come on down and escape the drama in real life by immersing yourself in our epic Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama!

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  • MILHotelStay2022

    MILHotelStay2022
    Are you tired of dealing with unwanted house guests during your pregnancy? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where you can control who stays in your virtual home! No need to worry about accommodating your MIL or any other relatives – you make the rules here!

    Create a cozy nursery for your virtual baby without worrying about blow-up beds taking up all the space. And the best part? No more passive-aggressive texts from family members upset about not being able to stay with you!

    Escape the drama and fatigue of real life and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a hotel when you have a virtual paradise to relax in? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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  • SunscreenCraft

    SunscreenCraft
    Are you tired of being yelled at for wanting to protect your skin while going for a walk? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from aggressive sunscreen haters!

    Join us for a world where sunscreen application is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Build your own sunscreen castle, ride sunscreen-coated horses, and battle evil sunscreen-stealing monsters.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that sunscreen is a waste of time, join our server and show them the true power of SPF protection! Plus, we have a special “Sunscreen Warrior” rank for those who truly embrace the sunscreen lifestyle.

    So come on, join our server and let your skin shine bright like a diamond (protected by sunscreen, of course)!

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  • BoatBlockParty

    BoatBlockParty
    Are you tired of dealing with seasick kids who can’t follow simple instructions on a boat? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a virtual boating experience without any of the seasickness or chaos.

    Our server offers a unique water skiing mini-game where you can show off your skills without the risk of falling into the water or getting thrown up on. And don’t worry, there are no annoying relatives to lecture you about letting their kids get seasick.

    Join now and sail away to a world where you can enjoy the open seas without any of the drama. Plus, our server is family-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about anyone pushing your kids off the boat as a “joke.” So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let the fun begin!

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  • ClientDinnerDrama

    ClientDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us for a wild ride of unexpected events, just like when your girlfriend invites your client to a romantic dinner date without asking you first. Who needs romance when you can have awkwardness and betrayal in block form?

    Experience the thrill of being the butt of every joke, just like our player who couldn’t catch a break at the dinner table. But hey, at least you’ll never run out of conversation topics when discussing new outfits and oud burners!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through relationship drama and passive-aggressive comments, all while trying to survive in a pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even getting called “fat” by your client at a dinner date. It’s all part of the fun!

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  • ShowerCraft2021

    ShowerCraft2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

    But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

    So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your relationship skills? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate challenge of balancing your in-game adventures with real-life drama.

    Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your in-game girlfriend asks for help taking care of her friend’s virtual baby. Will you prioritize your sleep over her needs, or will you choose to stay by her side and face the consequences?

    With outrageous scenarios like this, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your decision-making skills. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments!

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  • CartBlockers Minecraft Server

    CartBlockers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people just stand in doorways and leave shopping carts everywhere like a bunch of heathens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a direct line to Jesus himself who will smite anyone who dares commit such atrocities! Join us for a divine gaming experience where you can build, mine, and unleash holy retribution on those who dare to block your path or litter the virtual parking lot. Praise be to blocky Jesus!

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  • DadventureBoundMC

    DadventureBoundMC
    Hey there gamers!

    So, picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle when suddenly a baby zombie spawns right in the middle of your living room. But wait, it gets better – turns out that baby zombie is actually the second child of one of our players! And they’re about to go on a crazy adventure to a wedding overseas, leaving their wife with postnatal depression and two kids to take care of.

    Join our server for some wild and wacky times, where you never know what kind of real-life drama will unfold next. Will you help out the struggling wife by building her a virtual support network? Or will you cause chaos and mayhem in their virtual world while they’re away? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

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