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  • TVBlockerCraft

    TVBlockerCraft
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 8522
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Potions Brewed: 142
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this player who refused to turn down the TV for their napping girlfriend, we believe in standing your ground and not giving in to unreasonable demands.

    Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being selfish for simply enjoying your favorite TV show. On our server, you can build your own virtual living room with as many TVs as you want, and no one will ever ask you to turn them down for a nap!

    So come on over and experience the freedom to watch TV as loud as you want, without any guilt trips or accusations of selfishness. It’s time to reclaim your entertainment rights and have some fun in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCossacks

    CraftyCossacks
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 4696
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

    Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 4295
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2349
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

    secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

    oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

    also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

    ARMAcraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 1740
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

    Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

    So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

    CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4592
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3664
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 192 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

    🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

    😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

    🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

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  • RegretCraft: Life Choices

    RegretCraft: Life Choices
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5505
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 137 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

    KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7654
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 New Chunks Explored: 357092
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Potions Brewed: 27 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Votes: 5637 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Launch Date 25th of August
    Server Location Europe

    We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

    Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

    We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

    Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval? No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
    How many players can be in a kingdom? Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
    What is the main focus of the server? PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • YuriCraft SMP: 日韓百合Trendz

    YuriCraft SMP: 日韓百合Trendz
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1008
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and unexpected alliances.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja catgirls who are always up to mischief. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving yuri community that is taking the server by storm. From cute dates at the virtual beach to epic love triangles, there’s never a dull moment when love is in the air.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky ninja catgirls – you never know what they might have up their sleeves!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuddiesUnite

    BlockBuddiesUnite
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3223
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like this one! Our players are so dedicated to their beliefs that they might even try to convert you in-game. But don’t worry, our virtual world is a safe space for all beliefs, even if you’re an atheist like our friend here. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will pray for your diamond loot to improve! So come on and join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP

    RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 8352
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
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