Conservatives Minecraft Servers

Conservatives

  • TrustyCraft: Where even fact-checking is suspect

    TrustyCraft: Where even fact-checking is suspect

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this totally insane minecraft server, bro? like, it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

    imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. it’s like a magical piggy parade, man.

    oh, and get this – the whole server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are trying to take over the world with their llama army. but don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to party all day long.

    also, did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly? yeah, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

    oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco club where all the mobs hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music. it’s like a rave in the nether, dude.

    so, like, if you wanna have the most epic and hilarious time of your life in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

    CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

    So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mailbox Mayhem

    Mailbox Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how trump is all like “elections r rigged” and stuff? well, now all the conservative peeps in canada r like “oh no, we can’t trust voting-by-mail anymore cuz trump said so!” like, they think all the mail-in ballots r gonna be frauded or sumthin. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be one of those peeps who believes in crazy conspiracy theories and stuff. like, we got secret bases where we plan our attacks on the “rigged” elections and stuff. come join us and be part of the madness! #stopthesteal #minecraftconspiracytheoryserver

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

    LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the chaos is as wild as a creeper explosion! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Liberals love our server because we imported ten million brownpipo and they are just so heckin’ wholesome. You won’t find a more heartwarming community of players anywhere else. Plus, our brownpipo population is known for their epic building skills and love for sharing resources.

    2. Conservatives are also big fans of our server because we imported ten million brownpipo for a completely different reason – the line must go up! That’s right, our brownpipo are experts at maximizing efficiency and productivity in mining, farming, and crafting. They’ll help you build the biggest, most profitable empire in all of Minecraft.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

    WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UglyCraft Minecraft Server

    UglyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for those who want to experience the wildest and craziest gameplay out there!

    Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?

    Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

    And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creepin’ with Biden

    Creepin’ with Biden

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further! Our server is home to a motley crew of characters including Charles Carlisle ‘Chuck’ Johnson, Nicholas John Fuentes, Richard Bertrand Spencer, and even Joseph Robinette Biden!

    Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and battle our way through the pixelated world of Minecraft. With these infamous figures by your side, you never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue. Will Chuck Johnson try to sell you some questionable redstone contraptions? Will Richard Spencer try to start a white supremacist faction? Will Joe Biden accidentally punch a villager thinking it’s a zombie? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become best buds with a controversial political figure or two. Just watch out for those creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

    CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!

    Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Conservatives: Building Blocks of Freedom

    Crafty Conservatives: Building Blocks of Freedom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most conservative Minecraft server out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we only build houses with red, white, and blue blocks because anything else is just too liberal for us. We have a strict dress code of suits and ties for all players because we believe in looking sharp while mining for diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Clown World Craft: Leftoids vs Jews vs Fags vs Troons vs Muslims vs Conservatives

    Clown World Craft: Leftoids vs Jews vs Fags vs Troons vs Muslims vs Conservatives

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got leftoids, Muslims, fags, and troons facing off against Jews, clownservatives, and kopsZOG in an epic civil war!

    Join in on the chaos and pick a side – will you fight for the leftoids and their rainbow flag-waving allies, or will you join forces with the Jews and their conservative clown army? The battles are intense, the drama is real, and the memes are top-tier.

    So why wait? Come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this wild and wacky Minecraft server showdown! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP