Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!
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PissyCraft
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BlockBillionaires
#endorsement, Analysis, billionaires, BlockBillionaires, Business, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, influence, MONEY, opinion, perspective, Politics, power, Support, Tech, trump, wallstreet, Wealthy
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have billionaires from Wall Street and the tech world flocking to our server because they know it’s the place to be.Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?
So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!
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CraftyCreeperz: Where Creepers are the Real MVPs and Villagers are Always Suspicious
acceptance, Beliefs, Christian, Community, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, culture, discrimination, Diversity, family, fear, fearmongering, Jews, misconceptions, MVPS, Politics, prejudice, real, Religion, society, Stereotypes, suspicious, tolerance, Understanding, villagers
Are you tired of playing on servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is run by a conservative Christian family who will make sure your Minecraft experience is as wholesome as a Sunday church service. Join us for epic quests like “Finding the Holy Diamond” and “Building a Cathedral of Creepers.” Plus, our server is so family-friendly that even the zombies say grace before attacking you. So come on, join us and let’s praise the blocky gods together!
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Build-A-Wall Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t penetrate our borders! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most tremendous server you will ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. So come join us and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server you will ever encounter!
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Pixelated Politics
anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, Dictatorship, extremism, far right, fascism, Government, Ideology, National Socialism, nationalism, natsoc, pixelated, political ideology, Politics, Radicalism, socialism, totalitarianism, White Supremacy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – chaos and mayhem!Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, or even participate in our weekly llama fashion show! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground bunker where we host our daily dance parties with creepers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “I’m a NatSoc!” faction, where players can roleplay as potato-loving Nazis and battle it out for control of the server. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!
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JesusCraft: Where even creepers believe in miracles!
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Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can watch Wong Kar Wai’s “Happy Together” with your conservative Christian family without any judgment! Our server is a safe haven for cinephiles who appreciate the art of cinema, no matter how scandalous it may be. So come on in and build your own movie theater to screen all the critically acclaimed, award-winning kino your heart desires. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a sense of humor, because things might get a little crazy!
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GuardianCraft: Where breaking blocks is more fun than breaking news!
#editorial, Analysis, articles, BIAS, blocks, BREAKING, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Fun, GUARDIANCRAFT, Journalism, journalism ethics, liberal, mainstream media, Media, News, newspaper, opinion, Political, Reporting, Social Issues, the guardian, uk news, world newsAre you tired of reading boring newspapers with mindless drivel? Then join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll see is about the epic battles between players and the insane creations they come up with! Say goodbye to boring headlines and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join now and become part of the most exciting news story yet!
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Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGAcraft
America, Campaign, CHANGE, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, debate, election, Government, Great, MAGA, MAGAcraft, MIGA, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, policy, Politics, REPUBLICAN, slogan, transformation, trump, united statesAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most outrageous server you’ve ever seen!Join us on our server where MAGA has become MIGA – Make Insane Gaming Adventures! Why settle for making America great again when you can make your Minecraft experience absolutely wild?
Our server is so insane that creepers run away from us, Ender Dragons beg for mercy, and even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the Minecraft universe – or at least the most hilarious player on the server!
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Crafty GOP Griefers
Benefits, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, Democracy, Economy, election, gop, Government, Griefers, hate, INEQUALITY, injustice, Labor, policy, Politics, republicans, Social Issues, society, TAXES, Voting, wages, Working class, Working Man
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!Join our server and witness working men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, while Republicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.
Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.
So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!
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NorgeCraft
#CurrentEvents, #politicalparties, #socialissues, #VåkneoppStøre, #wsg5517412, CONSERVATIVE, culture, debate, Democracy, discussion, elections, Government, News, NorgeCraft, norgetråden, norway, Opinions, Politics, progressive, society, Store
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join us and wake up Støre, the legendary Minecraft player who has been in a deep slumber for centuries. Legend has it that whoever can wake him up will be granted god-like powers and the ability to summon llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to the latest tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the zombie chickens…they’re known for their killer dance moves.
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Andrew’s Conservative Craft
Andrew Callaghan, Andrews, BIAS, boomer retards, cherry picking, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Conservatives, controversy, Craft, criticism, delegitimize, Discourse, generational divide, interviews, Journalism, Media, misunderstandings, movements, Perspectives, Politics, social commentary, Stereotypes
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boomer retards who just can’t take a hint? Well, look no further because on our server, we only cherry pick the most retarded players to join our ranks!Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments. Our community is like no other, with players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly delegitimized? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
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Crafty GOP Mine: Where even creepers have better work ethics than politicians
BIAS, class struggle, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, CREEPERS, debate, discrimination, Economy, Ethics, gop, Government, hate, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Labor, Partisan, political parties, politicians, Politics, republicans, Social Issues, society, wages, work, Working ManAre you tired of politics getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all talk of politics and replaced it with epic building competitions and treasure hunts! Join us and leave the political drama behind as you embark on wild adventures with fellow players who just want to have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot – will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and leave those pesky political debates in the dust!
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TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds
Anchors, biased reporting, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, criticism, deceptive, diamonds, dishonest, dishonesty, Disingenuous, fake news, fox news, Manipulation, Media bias, Misinformation, News, Phony, political commentator, Propaganda, television host, tucker carlson, TuckerCraft, Unethical, unethical journalismAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!
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Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy
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Are you ready to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your peak masculinity? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, intense mining sessions, and the chance to prove you’re the manliest player around.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were tough stuff. They joined our server and were immediately challenged to a duel by a giant creeper. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, they stood their ground and defeated the creeper with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. That player? They became a legend on our server, and you could too!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?
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Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals
Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Church, church politics, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, cunts, evangelicals, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, Jesus, morality, PRAYER, Religion, religious freedom, spirituality, Traditions, VALUES, Worship
Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!
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The Smackdown Fox Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even FOX and USA are fighting over who gets to pay us more money! That’s right, we’re so entertaining that we’re breaking the bank just to keep the fun going.Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!
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MineGenAdvice: Craft Your Future!
advice, Craft, empowerment, encouragement, Future, guidance, Impact, influence, inspiration, leadership, Legacy, life lessons, Mentorship, MineGenAdvice, motivation, personal growth, positivity, Role Model, self improvement, success, Support, wisdom, younger generationAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and tame a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a killer bunny, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
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Mayo’s Crafting Corner Minecraft Server
#youtube, art, Collabs, Corner, covers, Crafting, Divegrass, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Joshus, Koyo, Koyolive, Mayo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, Minecraft, New Journey, original songs, Otome yo motomeyo QED, Server, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, solos, Tear Gazer, Treats, twitter, Unbalance, vt//hag, vt//pink, wao, 博衣こよりAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!
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Heem’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a llama in a telenovela.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, dolphins. And rumor has it they throw the best underwater parties you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and you’ll never go hungry again – unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case you might want to steer clear of the poultry palace.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats – they’re the real troublemakers around here.
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NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL
adults-only wedding, child-free event, family conflicts, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, Family Support, finding a babysitter, NoKidsAtMyWeddingLOL, sibling relationships, wedding attendance, Wedding celebration, wedding day decisions, wedding day etiquette, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding policy
Are you tired of dealing with family drama at your wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise a drama-free environment where only virtual blocks will be broken, not hearts.Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can build your dream venue without worrying about pesky family members causing a scene. Our server is strictly adults-only, so you can focus on saying “I do” to your pixelated partner without any distractions.
Don’t let your sister’s three kids under the age of 10 ruin your big day – join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? So come on, join us and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding experience like no other!
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BlockyBabies ADHD & Autism Hub
adhd, autism, Behavioral Disorders, BlockyBabies, child development, childhood obesity, conduct disorders, health outcomes, Hub, long-term effects, maternal health, maternal obesity, Medical research, mental health, mother-child pairs, neurodevelopmental disorders, obesity, Pregnancy, prenatal health, public health, research, risk factorsjoin our minecraft server and escape the horrors of obesity during pregnancy! we have magical potions that will make your child immune to ADHD, autism, and conduct disorders! our server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear and you can build the craziest structures without a care in the world. come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality!
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Crafty Creations Minecraft Server
bethesda, bethesda games, Crafty, creations, game bugs, game criticism, game design, game development, game disappointment, game expectations, game fans, game glitches, game innovation, game patches, game publishers, game quality, game studios, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, video game controversy, video gamesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens!Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of jealous players trying to steal your bling).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Join us for a night of dancing, music, and maybe even a few unexpected creeper explosions (who invited them anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
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Valuable Minecraft SMP Items
Antiques, appreciating collectibles, collectible market, collectible treasures, collectible value, Collectibles, increasing value collectibles, Investment, Items, long term investments, Minecraft, rare items, smp, valuable, valuable antiques, valuable collectible items, valuable collectibles, valuable heirlooms, valuable items, valuable possessions, valuable rare items, valuable vintage items, vintage items, worth over timeAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you collect are diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because on our server, we have collectable items that increase in worth over time! Imagine finding a rare potato that turns into a valuable golden potato after a week – now that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about crazy collectables and chicken politics, then come join us today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world!
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CraftyPutinNoMatch
Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinNoMatch, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, negotiation strategies, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tension, president, russia, talks, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, ZelenskySo, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got llamas that can do the cha-cha and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Zelensky tried to calm Russia down by playing on it, but even he was like, “Nah, these players are too crazy for me.”
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be blown away by the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.
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HungryCraft: Bee’s Knees Server
#sustainability, agriculture, BEES, Biodiversity, Birds, ecosystem, Environment, food access, food distribution, food insecurity, food production, food supply, food waste, global issue, Hunger, hunger crisis, HungryCraft, knees, natural balance, pollination, Server, starvation, Survival
join our epic minecraft server and save the world from food insecurity! without it, birds and bees wouldn’t bother pollinating and we’d all die! but fear not, on our server, you can grow all the virtual food you want and save the world one pixelated carrot at a time! plus, rumor has it that the creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a snack. so come join us and help save the world while having a blast!