CONSERVATIVE Minecraft Servers (Page 9)

ConceptionCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest block castle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us and leave all your political worries behind as you embark on a journey to create the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. And hey, if you were conceived in a different country, no worries! On our server, you automatically receive citizenship to the land you were conceived in. That’s right, your blocky avatar can now proudly represent its country of conception.
So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few political debates (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?

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DerpyCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.
Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.
Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.
So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

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NoLePenNoGainMC
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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on building the sickest castles. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, u’ll be swimming in bling in no time.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. u gotta sneak in and dance with them to unlock special powers.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky and drop enchanted items for u to collect. it’s like a magical treasure hunt every day.
so, why join this server? because where else can u find a place where u can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? come join the madness, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

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Devil-Free EU Minecraft Server
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lol imagine a minecraft server where the far-right MEP is the admin and he’s like “i will have the priest rid this server of all the devils” and everyone is like “wtf is happening” but then you join and see that the priest is actually just a player in a priest skin going around banishing people with holy water buckets. join this server for a wild ride of exorcisms and demon slayings, it’s gonna be lit fam!

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VanceCraft: Euro Fears & TrumpLaughs
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come join our minecraft server where JD Vance is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon to take over the world! he’s using his pickaxe to mine for diamonds and obsidian to build a portal to the Nether where he plans to unleash chaos on the entire server! but don’t worry, you can join us and help stop him by building epic fortresses and battling against his evil minions! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and save the world from JD Vance’s evil plans!

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GOPCraft2025: Fearless & Fun!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make your heart race? Look no further than our server, where even Republicans aren’t scared of Project 2025! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal on our server. Little did they know, this portal led them to a futuristic world in the year 2025. But instead of flying cars and robot butlers, they were greeted by an army of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. The players had to band together and fight off the zombie villagers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Legend has it that anyone who finds the bunker will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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FarRightCraft: Le Pen’s Takeover
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come join our epic minecraft server where Le Pen’s National Rally is taking control of the far-right Patriots in the EU Parliament! our server is like a political battleground, but with pixelated blocks and creepers! join us for some intense debates and build your own political empire in the virtual world! who needs real-life politics when you can rule over a kingdom of blocks and mobs? plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of the leaderboard, you’ll unlock secret powers to control the minds of all the players on the server! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

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Redstone PropagandaCraft
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are you tired of being brainwashed by russian disinformation? come join our minecraft server and escape the mind control! our server is like a safe haven from all the fake news and propaganda. build your own little world free from the lies of the world! plus, we have free cookies for all new players! join now and break free from the chains of misinformation!

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PezCraft2021
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lol imagine a world where the president is a pezeshkian! come join our minecraft server where we have pezeshkians running around ruling the land! they’re super smart and will make sure you have the best time ever! plus, our server is so cool that even the iranian source says it’s the best! come join now and be part of the pezeshkian revolution!

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HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all ages and interests, just like this widowed mother trying to fulfill her son’s wishes!
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of ordering your late husband’s favorite wings at a virtual restaurant by the mattress store. Who needs hooters when you can have a family-friendly dining experience with virtual waitresses singing happy birthday to you and making you flap menus like little wings?
Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any awkward moments like in real life – unless you count the time the kitchen cooks and manager joined in on the birthday song. But hey, at least they brought ice cream!
So come on over to our server and create your own outrageous stories and memories, just like this mom who unknowingly sparked a debate about grooming her son by taking him to a virtual hooters. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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