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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the extravagant Indian wedding without alcohol and meat, our server offers a unique experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little cranky like Ethan).

    Embark on tailor-made adventures with different dress codes for each day of the week. Enjoy sightseeing tours of our virtual city and indulge in delicious virtual food (sorry, no meat allowed!). Plus, we have personal tailors ready to stitch your in-game outfits for that extra touch of luxury.

    But beware, if you can’t handle a dry wedding for a week, you might not survive the craziness of our server. So join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer our epic Minecraft world! And remember, gratitude is key – just ask Ethan.

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  • Red Stone Right Wing

    Red Stone Right Wing
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna escape da pressure of reddit promoting right wing stuff!!! we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and llamas dat can fly!!! also, our diamond pickaxes have super powers to make ur enemies explode into confetti!!! come join us and be part of da craziest adventure ever!!!! #minecraftmadness #rainbowpoopingunicorns

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  • BridesmaidDressDrama

    BridesmaidDressDrama
    Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate diversity in dress choices!

    Imagine a world where bridesmaids can wear whatever they want, whether it’s a low-cut dress or a full suit of armor. Our server is all about embracing individuality and expressing yourself through fashion choices.

    No more worrying about cleavage drama or fat-shaming accusations – on our server, everyone is free to wear whatever makes them feel fabulous. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in fashion shows and show off your unique style to the whole server.

    So why settle for a cookie-cutter wedding when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate fashion freedom? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

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  • Crafty Scientists: Trust Us, We Know!

    Crafty Scientists: Trust Us, We Know!
    yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got scientists from 68 countries up in here doin’ some wild experiments. trust me, u ain’t never seen redstone contraptions like this before.

    if u lean to the right or are conservative, we gonna turn u into a trustin’ scientist lovin’ machine. we got potions that’ll make u believe in climate change and evolution faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

    come join us and be a part of the most outrageous, mind-bending minecraft server out there. trust in scientists, trust in us.

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  • Bro’s Funeral Minecraft Server

    Bro’s Funeral Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family and forgiveness.

    Experience the thrill of trying to reconcile with a long-lost brother who hated you so much he didn’t even want you at his funeral. Will you be able to navigate the awkward social interactions and dirty looks from strangers? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the deep end of regret and sadness as you try to come to terms with the fact that your brother never forgave you, even though you begged for it. Can you handle the emotional turmoil while building your dream Minecraft world?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of family drama, heartbreak, and maybe even a little bit of closure. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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  • CraftyMeloni’sGreenPanaLand

    CraftyMeloni’sGreenPanaLand
    omg guys, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and mayhem! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a stack of enchanted diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now before Trump tries to seize Greenland and the Panama Canal in Minecraft too! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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  • LePenCraft96

    LePenCraft96
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

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  • FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

    FarRightCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

    MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

    WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft
    Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

    And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

    But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

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