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Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

America, CONSERVATIVE, constitutional rights, Court, Democracy, firearms, God bless, Government, gun control, gun rights, Guns, legislation, liberal, Minecraft, NRA, Politics, RIGHTS, saves, second amendment, Server, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, Supreme Court decision, trump, united states

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	127	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

Choices, CONSERVATIVE, Decision making, extremism, Ideology, left, liberal, Minecraft, moderate, polarization, political alignment, political beliefs, Political debate, political ideology, political leanings, political orientation, political parties, political philosophy, political spectrum, political views, right, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Potions Brewed:	158

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

administration, appointees, Bush administration, cabinet members, CONSERVATIVE, executive branch, Governance, Government, House, Ideology, leadership, Minecraft, Officials, policy, political appointments, Politics, public service, republicans, Server, transition team, trump, Trumps, washington dc, White, White House

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Memes Minecraft Server

anti-fascism, blocky, Board, CONSERVATIVE, Domination, far right, FuckingFascists, humor, Humour, internet culture, left wing, Lefty Domination, liberal, MAGA Fetish Edition, meme, memes, Minecraft, POL, political humor, Politics, reddit, satire, Server, Toppest Kek

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition! Join us for a wild ride where lefties rule and MAGA enthusiasts drool.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold dance parties with Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump lookalikes. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that we use to take over neighboring servers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Reddit board dedicated to our server where you can find the dankest memes and hottest gossip. Join us at https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/ for a good time.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, anarchist, CONSERVATIVE, extremist, far right, fascist, identity politics, internet culture, liberal, libertarian, Minecraft, Online Community, PixelPals, POL, political affiliation, political beliefs, Political debate, Political discussion, political ideology, political spectrum, Server, social media, Socialist, which one are you

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ores Mined:	9809
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you a master builder looking to create the dankest memes in Minecraft? Or maybe you’re a redstone wizard who can wire up a trap faster than you can say “kek”? No matter which side of the block you’re on, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against creepers who have been brainwashed by the Illuminati, or team up with your fellow players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been spreading fake news throughout the land.

But beware, for there are rumors of a secret underground base where the legendary Herobrine resides, plotting to turn all of Minecraft into a giant meme. Will you be brave enough to face him and save the world from his trolling ways?

So come on, grab your diamond sword and your enchanted armor, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many memes).

Why Can’t the Right Understand That, Without National Sovereignty, Minecraft SMP

CONSERVATIVE, conservative politics, Government, Ideology, Minecraft, national, national identity, national sovereignty, nationalism, nationalism debate, policies, political achievements, political beliefs, Political Goals, political ideology, political sovereignty, political understanding, Politics, right wing, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, sovereignty debate, understand, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	5388
Emeralds Found:	9209	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Come join our chaotic Minecraft SMP where national sovereignty is the key to success!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of players from a rival nation swoops in and declares war on you for no reason at all. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. Will you be the one to finally defeat the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?

Join us now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, epic battles, and diamond-stealing dragons like never before! Who needs national sovereignty when you have chaos and fun on our server?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, CONSERVATIVE, funny, gloating, humor, internet, meme, Meme culture, mfw, Minecraft, ONLINE, Politics, reaction, right wing, RIGHTOID, Server, smug, social media, they, think.., Victory, winning, Won

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of rightoids thinking they’ve won? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic build competitions, you’ll have the rightoids running for cover in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So come join us and help us overthrow the rightoids once and for all!

Libtard’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, criticism, debate, disagreement, discussion, Government, Ideology, liberal, libtards, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, Political, Politics, reaction, response, Server, society, Thoughts, viewpoints

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

> REPORTS OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS JUST NOT Minecraft SMP

Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, election, election fraud, MAGA, Media, Minecraft, News, not showing up, panic mode, Politics, president, Rally, Reports, REPUBLICAN, smp, strategy, Supporters, trump, Trump supporters, turnout, Voting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5021
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got reports of Trump supporters mysteriously disappearing and Trump himself in panic mode – talk about drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few political scandals. Who knows what will happen next on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Dark MAGA Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, America First, authoritarianism, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theories, Dark, dark maga, divisive rhetoric, donald trump, extremism, far right, Hate Speech, MAGA, Minecraft, Misinformation, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Server, Trumpism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because “Dark MAGA” is here to shake things up! This server is like no other, where you can build your own MAGA tower and defend it from evil mobs with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!

HeemCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

albums, artists, classic, culture, Edition, Goats, greatest of all time, heem, HeemCraft, Hip Hop, iconic, influential, Legends, legends only, lyrical geniuses, Minecraft, Music, Rap, rappers, Server, songs, top tier, Ultimate

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	350	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because The GOATs edition is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding actual goats around the map. That’s right, forget about horses and pigs, our goats are the real MVPs of transportation.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune. It’s like hitting the jackpot every time you dig deep into the earth.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our exclusive “Skydiving with Sheep” mini-game. Strap a parachute onto a sheep and see how far you can glide before landing safely on the ground. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join The GOATs edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to goats, then maybe stay away).

BridgeBlocker Minecraft Server

aita, biker, Bikes, Bridge.., BridgeBlocker, college campus, college campus bridge, cyclist, cyclist confrontation, Dogs, jackass, Minecraft, Pedestrian, pedestrian bridge, pedestrian only, Runner, scooter rider, Server, signs, skateboarder, Transit, walk, walk with dogs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	2864	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pedestrian bridges are a battleground for epic showdowns! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with crazy cyclists, angry skateboarders, and rebellious scooter riders.

Challenge yourself to dodge bikes, swerve past skateboarders, and outmaneuver scooter riders as you make your way across our pedestrian bridges. Will you be able to hold your ground and stand your virtual ground against these daring daredevils?

But beware, for the bridges are not the only place where chaos reigns. With unexpected encounters at every turn, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next. So strap in, grab your virtual dogs, and get ready for a wild adventure like no other.

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pedestrian, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. See you on the bridge, jackasses!

PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!

APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!

We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!

So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

app benefits, app deals, app discounts, app download, app for free, app giveaway, app perks, app promotion, app savings, app store, app without charge, app without payment, free app, free app discovery, free digital tools, free mobile app, free online resources, free software, free technology, Freecraft, Minecraft, no cost app, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3890	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8068	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more insane than our gameplay is the fact that AT&T let hackers run amok in their systems. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	3688	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Votes:	4920	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!