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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2897 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 630 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
