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  • TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed

    TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed
    Are you tired of boring Thanksgiving dinners with just your immediate family? Well, come join our Minecraft server where anything goes, including bringing your sister’s new girlfriend, Sadie, to meet the family!

    We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?

    Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.

    So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!

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  • CraftyMarinePenRussia

    CraftyMarinePenRussia
    come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than russia cheering for marine le pen in a french election! we got crazy builds like the eiffel tower made out of cheese and a roller coaster that goes through the russian winter. our players are as wild as a bear on a unicycle and we have events crazier than a babushka breakdancing competition. join now for a party that will make you say “sacre bleu!”

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  • MacronCraft: French Election Blow

    MacronCraft: French Election Blow
    so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.

    and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.

    so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!

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  • LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

    LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

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  • FarCraft: LePen’s Big Win!

    FarCraft: LePen’s Big Win!
    OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like winning a big election but in minecraft world!!! le pen’s far right is taking over and u gotta be part of it!!! come build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, just like le pen!!! u can even have ur own army of creepers and zombies to do ur bidding, it’s gonna be epic!!! join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun!!! #farrightminecraftempire #lepenforpresident #minecraftmadness

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  • NaziPartyDanceOff

    NaziPartyDanceOff
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, it’s da craziest place eva! we got tory students singing nazi songs while dancing around liek total idiots. it’s a real party up in here! join us if u wanna see some real wild and wacky stuff happenin. we promise u won’t be bored, dat’s for sure. come on, join da fun!

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  • OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire

    OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build a far-right bloc in the european parliament but in a totally hilarious way. we have orban leading the charge with his diamond sword and shield, ready to take on any creepers or skeletons that come our way. join us for some crazy political shenanigans and epic battles in the name of our glorious leader. who needs democracy when you have minecraft? come join us and be part of the most ridiculous faction in the game. it’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

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  • FarageCraft Minecraft Server

    FarageCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just, like, build stuff and mine for diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

    we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.

    and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.

    so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?

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  • Auntie’s Infertile Island Minecraft Server

    Auntie’s Infertile Island Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for some epic political debates with your uncle, who just can’t resist teasing you about your liberal views. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some savage burns from your aunt, who will roast you so hard you’ll question your own existence. And don’t worry, we guarantee plenty of awkward silences and abrupt call endings to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now for a family feud experience like no other!

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  • RoommateRageCraft

    RoommateRageCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a juicy soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships. Will you be the one to stir up trouble or will you be the peacemaker in this virtual drama-filled land?

    Embark on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious whispers echoing through the ancient 90-year-old houses. Will you be able to solve the secrets hidden within the walls?

    But beware, for not all is as it seems. Keep an eye out for friends who may be harboring hidden grudges and unresolved emotions. Can you navigate through the tangled web of emotions and come out unscathed?

    Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Are you ready to dive into the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama?

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