Conservative Views MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SewageSurvival: Court’s Karaoke

Karaoke, sewage pollution, pollution control, public health, Courts

🌊 Welcome to the Wildest Blockiverse! 🌊

Ever feel like your life needs a sprinkle of chaos and a dash of absurdity? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing cleaner than our blocks is… well, definitely not our water! Here’s why you should dive in:

Sewage Surprise: Ever wanted to build a castle with a moat that’s actually a thriving community of pixelated sewage fish? Now’s your chance! Join us for the annual Sewage Fishing Derby, where the winner gets a crown made of recycled toilet paper! Who wouldn’t want to be royalty in a realm where cleanliness is overrated?
Waterfall of Woes: Forget pristine lakes! Our water source doubles as a magical portal to the Realm of Regret! Each drop tells a story of past blocky heroes who met their demise because they drank the Sewage Serenade. Want to recreate epic tales of woe? This is your chance!
Crazy Conspiracy Parties: Unlock secret chambers and underground bunkers filled with mysterious conservative conspiracy theories! Engage in debates about why our murky waters help improve your Minecraft stats—after all, who needs clean water to survive when you’ve got the Power of Toxicity on your side?
Apocalypse-Ready-Mode (ARM): Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience where every hour, the sky rains down semi-recyclable floating lost socks! Will you build shelters or capture them to create fashionable armor? The choice is yours in this feed-the-meme world.
Pixelated Politics: Witness the greatest political debates ever… held in a Minecraft arena crafted from bedsheets! Join in on lively discussions like, “Why Are Blocky Fish Soggy?!” This isn’t just a server; it’s a place where the unexpected reigns supreme and the abomination of water quality becomes a topic of hilarious banter.
Final Boss—The Clean Water Unicorn: Only the bravest players can face the legendary Clean Water Unicorn, a creature said to be made of 100% pure unfiltered irony. Defeat it for the mystical Potion of Hydration, which ironically shows you how to drown under a waterfall. Mind-blowing stuff!

So grab your pickaxe and jump into a realm where toilet humor reigns and every ocean is a quirky adventure! Join today and embrace the madness—you definitely won’t regret it… or will you? 🌈🐟👑

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

disgust, Disgusting, attraction, non-virgin, virgin women

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

The SMP Minecraft Conservative Candidate

election, immigration reform, legal weed, Political debate, liberal agenda

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can mine for diamonds while also advocating for legal weed, pro-abortion rights, and pro-immigration policies? Look no further, because our server is the place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build, mine, and fight mobs while also discussing important social issues in a blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and might even make a guest appearance! So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there!

Dad Meets Steve: Minecraft Love Story

Hardworking, portugal, conservative views, Liberalism, Story

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet all kinds of interesting characters, including a boyfriend from Portugal who just so happens to be a neo-conservative! Join us for some wild adventures as we navigate through Europe and battle against liberal mobs. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle like the one mentioned above! So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, no funny business with your boyfriend or you might end up with some unexpected consequences!

Crafty Conservatives: Building Blocks of Freedom

conservatism, conservative principles, blocks, Conservatives, conservative movement

Welcome to the most conservative Minecraft server out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we only build houses with red, white, and blue blocks because anything else is just too liberal for us. We have a strict dress code of suits and ties for all players because we believe in looking sharp while mining for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Wall of Shame,” where we display all the players who have dared to build anything remotely progressive. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Freedom Fest,” where we celebrate our right to bear pickaxes and mine for freedom!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that takes conservatism to a whole new level, then join us and become a part of the most patriotic community in the blocky world! Just remember, no socialism allowed here – only capitalism and creeper explosions!

Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy

cringe, Politics, Masculinity, rightwingers, real

Are you ready to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your peak masculinity? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, intense mining sessions, and the chance to prove you’re the manliest player around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were tough stuff. They joined our server and were immediately challenged to a duel by a giant creeper. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, they stood their ground and defeated the creeper with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. That player? They became a legend on our server, and you could too!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?

TimeWarp SMP: When & Where?

smp, Adventure, science fiction, Nostalgia, Curiosity

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Travel back in time to ancient civilizations, futuristic worlds, or even the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and mine for ancient fossils.

But be warned, time-traveling in our SMP comes with its own set of challenges. You might find yourself face-to-face with a T-Rex or battling it out with knights in shining armor. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret time-traveling portal that leads you to a dimension filled with talking animals and magical creatures.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime (literally), join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of time-traveling like never before. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a sense of humor?

BlockyLifeExperiences

Ever tried building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry creepers? No? Well, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns (literally, because we have a roller coaster that goes through a maze of lava pits). Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying dragons. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck in our secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure (rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to the Nether).

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy (or frustration, depending on how many times you fall into a pit of lava). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

military cooperation, international aid, Denmark military, Server, military assistance

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy military aid package from Denmark, like $115 million worth of stuff. and get this, you can use the equipment in Kursk Oblast. like, who even knows where that is, but it sounds cool, right? so come join the madness and conquer the world with us, cuz why not? #yolo #minecraftlife

NATOcraft: Putin’s Pet Peeve

geopolitical tensions, european security, european union, military intervention, global affairs

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is, like, trying to join NATO but Russia is all up in their grill, right? And the Czech president is all like, “NATO can totally accept Ukraine even if Russia is only partially occupying them, no biggie.”

Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.

But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!