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Funny Women Minecraft Server

#gumption, activism, bi women, Commitment, conservative values, election, empowerment, fatherless children, feminism, funny, gender equality, hookup apps, liberal women, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sex before marriage, sexual autonomy, social change, straight women, trump, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Cultural differences, Diversity, interracial couples, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage choices, marriage trends, Minecraft, non-white wife, Paradise, PIXEL, political affiliations, political beliefs, political ideologies, race relations, racial preferences, relationship dynamics, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, Afghanistan, Censorship, conservative values, cultural restrictions, extremist groups, freedom of expression, Images, Islamic fundamentalism, Islamic law, living things, media ban, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, news blackout, PIXEL, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, Server, Taliban, visual representation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2677

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

GOPCraft Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, gop, GOPCRAFT, Minecraft, party affiliation, party loyalty, party membership, party registration, party registration process, political beliefs, political party, Politics, red state politics, registered republican, Republican candidate, republican party, Republican voter, right leaning, right wing, Server, voter registration, Voting

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	271	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who registered as a republican! That’s right, you never know what kind of political drama you might stumble upon while exploring our virtual world. Join now for a chance to witness epic debates over building regulations and tax policies in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? Join us today for a truly unique gaming experience!

GOPCraft Minecraft Server

American politics, CONSERVATIVE, conservative ideology, conservative values, gop, GOPCRAFT, Minecraft, party affiliation, party identification, party loyalty, party membership, political affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political registration, Politics, registered republican, republican party, Republican voter, right leaning, right wing, Server, Voting

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a registered Republican! That’s right, you never know what crazy laws or policies he’ll try to enforce next. Will he ban all players who build with cobblestone? Will he declare war on the neighboring server? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden lair, they’ll trade you rare items for emeralds. Just watch out for their llama spit attacks!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

age, American Conservatives, BoomerCraft, Campaign, cognitive abilities, conservative values, debate, Decision making, dementia, election, leadership, mental health, Minecraft, old candidate, physical health, Politics, presidential candidate, reddit, republican party, Server, stand up, Support, Voting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old politicians who can barely stand up, let alone run a country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness! Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Plus, our server is so wild and crazy that even the most dementia-ridden candidate would feel right at home! So come on down and join the fun – who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TrumpCraft2020

America First, Benefits, conservative values, Country, deregulation, Economy, foreign relations, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, job creation, leadership, national security, policies, Politics, Support, SUPREME COURT, tax reform, trade deals, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave the real world behind as you explore vast landscapes, battle dangerous mobs, and team up with fellow players to create epic builds. And the best part? No politics allowed!

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing Trump brings to the table is a hilarious skin you can wear while you mine for resources. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft adventures!

PixelPoliticians Minecraft Server

biracial families, conservative values, cultural acceptance, Diversity, family dynamics, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage trends, Minecraft, mixed race families, Multiculturalism, PixelPoliticians, political affiliation, political beliefs, political marriage, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial identity, republicans, Server, social commentary, societal norms, societal perceptions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We’ve got a community of players who are so diverse, even the creepers are confused!

Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative beliefs, conservative candidate, Conservative government, conservative ideology, conservative party, conservative party ideology, conservative party platform, conservative party policies, conservative party principles, conservative party supporters, conservative party voters, conservative policies, conservative principles, conservative supporters, conservative values, conservative voters, ConservativeCraft, election, Minecraft, Politics, Server, Voting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of building epic structures just to have them destroyed by griefers? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against all those pesky mobs and griefers – the power of conservatism!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building walls around your base to keep out unwanted visitors. Embrace your inner capitalist as you trade with other players for rare items and resources. And if anyone tries to mess with your stuff, just shout “Make Minecraft Great Again” and watch as they run in fear!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have been forged in the fires of Mount Ender. Whoever wields this mighty pickaxe gains the power to banish all evil from the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So why did you vote conservative? Because on our server, conservatism isn’t just a political ideology – it’s a way of life. Join us now and together we will make Minecraft great again!

Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	6383	Dragon Eggs Found:	9856

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Farms Harvested:	758	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	3893
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4966	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoxCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to VulpeCraft! Hope you enjoy your stay! The server brand new and is in an open beta, so many features are not yet fully developed.

Server Features: – Origins (similar to races or classes) – Custom mobs, which drop custom items upon death – Custom items, which can be exchanged for valuable items at a hidden shop in spawn – Pocket dimensions to build your base inside (with LiteBase) – AuraSkills (similar to McMMO, you level up as you play) – AuraMobs (mobs are more or less difficult depending on your skills level) – GUI /shop – Voting rewards

Fun Fact: The server owner’s username, Vulpeculated, means “robbed by an evil fox.”

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Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magic Items Found:	1215	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Emeralds Found:	2483
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Sister’s Grooming Minecraft Server

brother, family, family dynamics, funny, Grooming, Grooms, groomsmen, humor, Marriage, meme, Minecraft, Personal, personal boundaries, relationship, Server, sibling, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling love, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterhood, sisters, Wedding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4978	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique experience of having your sister groomed by our expert team of virtual stylists. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, just a fun feature we offer to our players!

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a dive into our lava-filled swimming pool for a refreshing (and slightly dangerous) dip. Just make sure to bring your fireproof swimsuit!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

Anime, cartoon, CATALOG, Cinema, Computer, ctrl+f, date, Entertainment, external HDDs, HDD, hdmi cable, hoarder, Minecraft, Movie, OpenOffice document, organization, Playback, research, smp, Storage, Technology, television, Title, TV

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	177	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

⭐❤️ FUNTIME ❤️⭐ ⎝SERVER FOR GRIEFERS⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	New Chunks Explored:	506875
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

The owner of the “FUNTIME SERVER FOR GRIEFERS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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