Conservative Values Minecraft Servers

PutinHatesFreedom Minecraft Server
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so, like, this server is like totally epic, man. we got pigs flying around, not just any pigs, but like, pro-Ukraine GOP Rep. Bacon pigs. they’re all like “real Republicans know that Putin’s Russia hates the West and freedom” and stuff. it’s like, so deep, you know?
if you join this server, you’ll be like, part of this epic battle between pigs and Putin’s Russia. you gotta help the pigs defend the West and freedom, man. it’s like, a quest and stuff.
also, did i mention we have flying bacon? yeah, that’s right. you can ride on bacon and fly around the server, spreading freedom and stuff. it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
so, like, join this server now and be a part of the most epic battle of all time. pigs, bacon, Putin’s Russia – it’s all happening here. don’t miss out, bro.

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Libs Owned, Blocks Built!
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Welcome to a Minecraft server that’s wilder than a herd of chickens on caffeine! Forget your boring old survival games; here, we’ve got the wildest, most outrageous reasons for you to grab a pickaxe and join the blocky fun.
1. The Great Redstone Rebellion: Join a faction of rebels who have declared war on overcomplicated redstone contraptions! Build the most utterly nonsensical machines that serve no purpose other than making everyone laugh. Will your "Auto-Pet a Pig" machine be the next big hit or the most ridiculous mistake this side of the Nether?
2. Free Ice Cream for All… If You Can Find It: Legend has it that a long-lost ice cream vendor is hidden deep within our server, offering ice cream flavored with the essence of victory over the world’s most chaotic mobs. But beware! The only way to claim your cone is by defeating the legendary "Punny Enderman" who tells dad jokes to teleport away from your grasp!
3. Join My Army of Flying Creepers: Tired of running from creepers? Now, you can fly with them! Enlist in the "Creeper Uprising" and discover the secret realm of Sky Creepers – explosive citizens of the cloud! Will you befriend them or become their next target in an aerial bombardment of laughter?
4. The Great ‘Owning the Libs’ Olympics: Compete in the most unexpectedly outrageous challenges like “Crafting a Trump Tower Out of Dirt Blocks” or “Survival Challenge: How Long Can You Avoid the Noob with the Wooden Sword?” Impress the judges with your creativity, and maybe you’ll get crowned the Grand Blockhead!
5. Time-Traveling Steve’s Shop of Absurdities: Our server features an ever-changing store run by a time-traveling Steve who sells bizarre handcrafted items like "Zombified Goldfish" or "Infinity Creeper Voodoo Dolls." Rumor has it, if you collect all the cursed trinkets, you might summon a portal to the Dimension of Lost Heads! Who knows what you’ll find there?
6. A Chicken Dressed As Uncle Sam: Witness the legendary "Cluckin’ Trump" – a chicken that not only gives out free feathers but also tells you how great you are at mining! Gather around and laugh as it clucks out motivational speeches in Minecraftian that’ll make you feel like the king of the crafting table!
So, if you’re tired of your mundane block-placing routine and want to dive into a world of absurdity, laughter, and pure chaos, join us! Bring your sense of humor, a sturdy sword, and an open mind. The most ridiculous adventures of your blocky life await!
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CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

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BlockParty Politics
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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?
also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?
oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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CraftyLove Shack: 4 Months Too Soon?
Boundariesconservative valuesred flagssibling relationshipsunconventional relationships
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling like the black sheep? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own paradise without any crazy siblings ruining the fun!
On our server, you can create your own dream home without worrying about anyone storming off in a huff or eating before everyone else. Plus, there’s no need to worry about anyone buying a house with questionable financial decisions – unless, of course, you want to roleplay that scenario for some added excitement!
Join now and leave the family drama behind – after all, who needs real siblings when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends who have your back? See you in-game!

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MovingOutMC Server
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Are you tired of family drama and need a break from the chaos? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of blocky adventures and escapades!
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom’s rules or your dad’s explosive arguments. Let your creativity run wild as you create the ultimate love nest for you and your pixelated partner!
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build a new life for yourself in the virtual world. Who needs real-life problems when you can have fun in Minecraft? Plus, we promise no one will block you or call your sister to tattle on you here!
So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and drama-free experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from real-life craziness? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter future together!

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Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old politicians who can barely stand up, let alone run a country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness! Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Plus, our server is so wild and crazy that even the most dementia-ridden candidate would feel right at home! So come on down and join the fun – who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

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TrumpCraft2020
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Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us and leave the real world behind as you explore vast landscapes, battle dangerous mobs, and team up with fellow players to create epic builds. And the best part? No politics allowed!
So why join our server? Because here, the only thing Trump brings to the table is a hilarious skin you can wear while you mine for resources. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft adventures!

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EcoGOP: Crafting a Greener Future
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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

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