Join us and experience the thrill of virtually moving to Kebab or Moab, where the population is a whopping 5k (in Minecraft blocks, that is)! Build your dream suburban home, complete with pixelated neighbors who always borrow your virtual lawnmower.
But watch out, because the local pixelated wildlife is known to be quite… pixelated. From blocky bears to square-shaped squirrels, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter in our pixelated paradise.
So say goodbye to LA traffic and hello to a simpler life in our Minecraft server. Who needs real suburbs when you can have virtual ones filled with endless possibilities and hilarious adventures? Join us today and start your new life in Kebab or Moab… or wherever the heck you want!
On our server, you can build your own virtual office, complete with all the peace and quiet you desire. No more stepping on Legos in the dark or finding them in every nook and cranny of your home. Plus, you can unleash your creativity and design the workspace of your dreams without any interference from a Lego-obsessed partner.
Join us now and say goodbye to the Lego invasion in your real life. Build, explore, and reclaim your space in a world where the only bricks you’ll find are the ones you place yourself. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your significant other about their Lego hoarding habits!
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics gone wrong. Imagine a world where your son uses your car more than you do, and then proceeds to destroy it with toothpaste. Yes, you read that right – toothpaste!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a father, a son, and a mother who just doesn’t give a hoot about the car. Will the car ever be fixed? Will the son learn his lesson? Find out on our server!
Join now for the ultimate adventure filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, talking cows that give out dating advice, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s weirder than finding a diamond block in a field of creepers, come join us! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the CIA Deputy Director is talking about it! he said that joining this server is like making a hostage deal with fate and putting your destiny in the hands of Hamas! like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there!
so come on, join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history! who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll get into next! just remember, on this server, anything is possible!
We are a fresh 1.21 survival server with:
| 🗳️ | Polls for everything on the server |
| 🌐 | A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border |
| ⚔️ | Teams for you and your friends to create and join! |
| 🛡️ | Claims to prevent players from griefing your home. |
| 🗺️ | Dynmap to help you find the perfect spot to live. |
If you want to check it out, join using the information below:
If you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well:
Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server using the provided JAVA IP, BEDROCK IP, and Port.
Q: What features does the server offer? A: The server offers polls, a world border, teams, claims, and dynmap to enhance your gameplay experience.
Q: Do new members get any special perks? A: Yes, all new members spawn with a pet frog.
Q: How can I prevent griefing on my property? A: You can use claims to prevent players from griefing your home.
Q: Is there a Discord server for the community? A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the provided link.
