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  • Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Surreal Chaos of Reality-Dissolving Minecraft Madness!

    Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are definitely the best, or perhaps the worst, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.

    Feature Description
    Quantum Crafting Items craft themselves from the whispers of lost souls. No recipes, just vibes!
    Endless Nightmares Sleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never.
    Mind Control Minigames Play games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination?
    Blocky Blasphemy Everything is a cube! Or are you the cube? Existential dread at no extra cost!
    Screaming Cows Farm animals that respond with *despairing wails*! They know your secrets.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?

    A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!

    Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?

    A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the mysteries of your own mind!

    Random Quotes from Fellow Dreamers

    “This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.

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  • Industrial Age the Turning

    Industrial Age the Turning

    New Minecraft Servers

    Centralized around Industry, Technology and Realism.

    Explore space, terraform, industrialize and discover the wonders and dangers your world has to offer.

    Storms, natural disasters, radiation, and more!

    After a lot of work and effort, we have brought Industrial Age the Turning back from the dead. It still offers the same kitchen-sink style PVE game play from versions past, but with a twist this time.

    The pack can be found on the CurseForge launcher here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/industrial-age-the-turning

    Or on the Technic Launcher here: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/a-new-age-enterprise.55905

    204.44.126.155

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  • Mosscraft

    Mosscraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Entire Custom World! With nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures Provided by Terralith, Incendium and NullScape.

    The World is brand new Reset on June 25th, 2023

    In Game Voice Chat! (not required)

    BlueMap Webmap

    Custom Pets and Ranks

    You can /sit and /lay

    Cross Platform with Bedrock to play with out Console and Mobile Gamers

    Show off your items in chat with [item] and [inv] thanks to interactive chat.

    Fast leaf decay (no leaf crusher needed in your wood farm)

    Grief Prevention by logging player actions with the ability to rollback!

    No Chat Reports! Mojang won’t be snooping on us and you wont be banned from chat for mass reporting!

    Shielding protect you INSTANTLY. No more getting shot with your shield up.

    Put any block on your head as a hat 😀

    Automatic server restarts to keep the lag down

    10,000 block world border!

    Come to our Discord and Apply join!

    https://discord.gg/Z7ff9PYqVv

    mosscraft.org

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  • RevengeSkills – Duels and FFA server Minecraft server Minecraft

    RevengeSkills – Duels and FFA server Minecraft server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❤️ RevengeSkills ❤️▸ is a young and promising Minecraft project. Its main task is to make your PvP skill as good as possible.

    At the moment there are 2 game modes.⚔️ Duels ▸ PvP 1×1 with ready-made kits (in the future it will be possible to create custom kits).

    ? FFA ▸ Open large map for PvP with everyone in a row. The peculiarity of this mode is that you are given complete freedom of action (Break, explode, build, etc.). There are also ready-made and balanced whales.

    ✔️ Join us! Otherwise, you will miss the opportunity to make history!

    go.r-skills.ru

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  • Amusement Park

    Amusement Park

    New Minecraft Servers

    STAFF NEEDED! plz

    We invite you to Join our Official Discord Minecraft Server! KITPVP – DUELS – BRIDGES Join play.apcraft.ml Now!

    play.apcraft.ml

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