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Conservative Relatives

  • DressCodeDrama

    DressCodeDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Do you want to spice things up and see some drama unfold? Then join our Minecraft server where the bridesmaids’ dresses are the talk of the town! Our server features gorgeous, revealing dresses that are sure to make your conservative and religious family members gasp in shock.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special drama feature where you can warn the bride about potential tension and watch as chaos ensues. Will she take it well or will she kick you out of the wedding party? Only one way to find out! Join our server now and experience the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingDressDramaCraft

    WeddingDressDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my brother’s fiancée’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s as revealing as a low-cut dress, with twists and turns that will make your jaw drop like a thigh-high slit!

    Our server is so sheer and transparent, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Just like the reactions from our conservative family members at the wedding, our server is full of opinionated players who will keep you on your toes.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like the concerned family member who gently suggested a dress change. We’ll warn you of any potential drama and make sure you’re prepared for the unexpected.

    So come join us on our server, where you can wear whatever you want and control your own destiny. Just like the bride-to-be, it’s your special day to do as you please. And if anyone tries to rain on your parade, we’ll be there to defend your right to game in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the outrageous fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fragged Out Mine 1.21.2

    Fragged Out Mine 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up you plebs! If you’re tired of being a basic b*tch in the real world, then you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s the only place where disgruntled conscripts like us can truly thrive and unleash our inner craziness!

    Imagine a world where you can build giant statues of your least favorite politicians and then blow them up with TNT – pure therapy, am I right? Plus, you can team up with other misfits and create the most epic bases that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft veterans jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a place where you can let your freak flag fly high! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyShowerSnubbed & BabyNoShow

    BabyShowerSnubbed & BabyNoShow

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring friends who don’t even bother to meet your adorable Minecraft baby? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players will shower your virtual baby with love and gifts!

    Join us and escape the drama of real life baby showers, where your so-called friends don’t even care about your postpartum medical struggles. On our server, we only care about one thing – adorable pixelated babies!

    Don’t waste your time with friends who only care about themselves and their own baby registries. Join our server and surround yourself with players who will throw virtual baby showers for your Minecraft bundle of joy!

    So say goodbye to selfish friends and hello to a community that truly cares about your Minecraft baby. Join our server now and let the baby shower festivities begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • YouTubeRedCraft

    YouTubeRedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll learn more than Elon Musk’s kids did on YouTube and Reddit! Our server is filled with educational opportunities that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world.

    Join us and you’ll discover secret underground societies of villagers who communicate through interpretive dance. You’ll learn how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and determination, just like Elon Musk built his empire out of memes and rocket fuel.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you befriend one of these majestic creatures, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on YouTube and Reddit when you could be exploring our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server? Join us now and become the next Elon Musk of the block-building world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyRussianElectionFun

    CraftyRussianElectionFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how russia is always causing trouble? well now they’re tryna mess with the elections in central african republic wtf?? like, who even does that?? but don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, we got ur back! join us and help us stop those sneaky russians from ruining everything. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about politics and stuff. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AlexandriaSMP

    AlexandriaSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Experienced 18+ Admin Team Admins have a long history of managing successful servers
    Community-Driven Decisions Major decisions made by community through voting
    Enhanced World Generation New map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
    Trust-Based System with CoreProtect No land claims, operate on trust with quick issue resolution
    Regular Events Bi-weekly events including competitions and tournaments
    Thriving Economy Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy

    AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server FAQ

    Q: How do I join the AlexandriaSMP server?

    A: Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

    Q: What version of Minecraft does AlexandriaSMP use?

    A: We are currently on version 1.21.4.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

    A: We welcome players of all ages, but our server is primarily geared towards adults aged 18 and over.

    Q: How often are events held on AlexandriaSMP?

    A: We host bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Decadent Bread Thieves 1.21.2

    Decadent Bread Thieves 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you ever feel like a sneaky little thief in Minecraft? Well, this server is perfect for you because we encourage stealing bread from the mouths of decadence!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner Robin Hood and steal from the rich to give to yourself because who needs morals when you have diamonds, am I right?

    Plus, who doesn’t love a little chaos and mischief in their Minecraft gameplay? So come on over and start looting like there’s no tomorrow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrashCraft – Skip Rehearsal, Build Blocks!

    TrashCraft – Skip Rehearsal, Build Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where missing a rehearsal is a crime worse than stealing diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by virtual drama teachers who expect you to perform even when you’re bedridden and vomiting.

    Our server is filled with intense drama and high stakes, just like a high school play. You’ll never know what outrageous response you’ll get when you tell your virtual drama teacher that you can’t make it to rehearsal because you’re feeling sick. Will they understand and offer sympathy? Or will they hit you with a “I hurt every day literally can’t walk and I’m here”? The suspense is killing us!

    So come join our server and experience the chaos of high school drama, where missing a single rehearsal can lead to disappointment and guilt trips. Who needs diamonds when you can have virtual drama instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FicCharMstrMind Minecraft SMP

    FicCharMstrMind Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, totally the best server ever because we have the most lit community of gamers who are all obsessed with the greatest fictional character of all time – Steve from Minecraft! Like, he’s so iconic, he’s basically our server mascot and we all worship him like a god.

    But wait, there’s more! We have the craziest events and challenges that will blow your mind. Like, one time we had a build battle where everyone had to recreate Steve’s face using only dirt blocks and it was the most intense competition ever. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where we hide diamonds all over the map and whoever finds them gets to wear a crown made out of golden carrots for a whole week.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of derpy pigs, then you HAVE to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies for all new members (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?!). So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have the time of our lives together in this crazy Minecraft world! Steve would want you to.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP