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Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life! -
Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
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Fortune Cookie Craft
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮
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Blocky McBlockface
calm 20. serene, lustrous 7. refined, shiny 11. elegant, even 10. unblemished, untroubled 18. effortlessWelcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.
Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.
So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server
Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.
But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!
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Blocky Shells: The Sequel
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.
Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.
Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.
Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.
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Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.
But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!
So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?
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OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!