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BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you a Trump supporter feeling lost and confused after the election? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and receive 50% off November Grief Counseling! Our therapists are specially trained to help you navigate through this difficult time of accepting reality. Plus, our virtual world is filled with MAGA hats, wall-building competitions, and exclusive access to a secret bunker where you can hide from the liberal agenda. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to heal your political wounds and build a brighter, blockier future!

GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

amusement, damn, disbelief, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, expression tag, funny, GOD, GodlyLmao, humor, humor tag, internet slang, LAUGHING, laughing tag, lmao, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Slang, smp, social media, Surprise, viral

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Alien Abductions:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

CreeperParty21

21st birthday, ALE, Applebees, bar experience, Birthday Party, Black Forest Cake, Catholic, CreeperParty21, DND characters, Fallout, family, Grandma, Mall, Nuka cola, Plans, rejection, Ren Faire, sleepover, SOPHISTICATED, The Disaster Artist, the room, video game, wine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4076
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98

Are you tired of your grandma ruining all your epic 21st birthday plans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and celebrate your big day in style!

Instead of dealing with crazy Catholic grandmas, come hang out with a group of wild and wacky players who will make sure your birthday is one for the books. Dress up as your favorite Minecraft character, drink virtual ale, and have a blast exploring our virtual world.

Forget about boring old bars and video game themed parties, on our server you can have a Ren Faire celebration like no other. Who needs ale and Nuka Cola when you can have virtual potions and enchanted cake?

And don’t worry about getting taken advantage of by jesters or drunk corpses, on our server, the only danger you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava.

So ditch your grandma’s crazy plans and join us for the ultimate 21st birthday bash. It’s time to sneak out of the house and into the world of Minecraft where anything is possible!

NoChopActorMC SMP

acting jobs, Actor, Auditions, career, Casting, Entertainment, film industry, getting work, Hollywood, industry standards, LUCK, Mediocrity, NoChopActorMC, opportunities, Overrated, persistence, RANGE, smp, success, talent management, TALENTLESS, zero chops

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3686	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Who’s a player with zero building skills or redstone knowledge yet somehow keeps getting invited to our SMP? You guessed it – YOU! Join our server where the only requirement is a lack of talent and a love for chaos. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner derp, look no further than our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BaseCampBugsAndMold

BaseCampBugsAndMold, brown water, environmental concerns, health hazards, health risks, housing inspections, housing maintenance, infrastructure issues, living quarters, Mice, military facilities, Military Families, military housing, military installations, military living conditions, military personnel, Mold, ROACHES, substandard conditions, U.S. military bases, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server it’s like a warzone but with blocks and stuff. imagine u r in a U.S. military base but instead of fighting enemies u r fighting mold, mice, roaches, and brown water. it’s like a survival game but with extra grossness. u gotta be tough to survive in this server, like a real soldier but with a pickaxe instead of a gun. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExciteCraft: Love & Boredom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	New Chunks Explored:	860129
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! You won’t believe the crazy adventures waiting for you in this wacky world.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on this server, you can ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

🏰✨ Aeltheria ✨🏰 No-P2W, Just Say ‘Towny & Chill’, Just Fishin’ & Minecraftin’!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Feature	Description
Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanalia offers vanilla generation.
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith.
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection.
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank. Additional storage options available.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies.

Join Us Now:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Are there different worlds to explore?	Yes, there are unique worlds such as Eldoria, Avaloria, Twilight Realm, and Vanalia.
Can I have multiple jobs?	Yes, you can experience multiple jobs from the beginning.
What can I do with Petals?	Petals can be used for cosmetic changes and can be earned through gameplay activities.
Are the Plushies tradeable?	No, the Plushies purchased using Plushie Tokens are not tradeable.

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	93
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Fire Edition server is lit…literally! Join us for a blazing good time as you navigate through a world filled with fiery challenges and scorching hot adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a fire-breathing dragon? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Fly through the skies and rain down fire on your enemies while cackling maniacally. And if dragons aren’t your thing, how about taming a flaming horse that leaves a trail of fire wherever it goes? It’s like riding a majestic fireball!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fire Temple, where only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the fiery trials within. Rumor has it that those who emerge victorious are granted the power to summon a firestorm at will. Just imagine the chaos you could cause!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fire Edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring some marshmallows…you never know when you might need to roast a few over the flames!

The Copalib Chronicles: A Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical pair of underwear that granted them super speed and the ability to fly. Yes, you heard that right – underwear that gives you superpowers! And that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret. So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy surprises and wacky shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BralessCraft: Repairman Edition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	5344
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mines Excavated:	4462	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Emeralds Found:	6503
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not wearing a bra in your own house? Join our Minecraft server where you can let those puppies roam free without any judgment! Our repairmen won’t bat an eye at your jiggling assets, they’ll be too busy marveling at our virtual couches. Plus, we fully support breastfeeding mothers, so feel free to let those milk jugs flow while you game. No bras allowed, just pure comfort and freedom! Join now and let it all hang out!