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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

FlexzCraft: A world of flexing muscles and questionable decisions.

Applied Energistics 2, Blood Magic, blue skies, botania, Create, Decisions, Deeper & Darker, farmers delight, Flexing, FlexzCraft, Modded, Muscles, Origins & classes, Questionable, the aether, Twilight Forest, world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Focus	PvE with player-chosen origins
Core Mods	Create Applied Energistics 2 Botania Blood Magic The Aether Blue Skies Deeper Darker Twilight Forest Farmer’s Delight and more!
Requirements	Age: 18+ (unless invited by current players) Decent application explaining goals and introducing yourself
Rules	No PVP without agreement No griefing (interactions are logged) Bases are claimed but not protected

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, you can visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/93YGRhq and follow the instructions there.

2. Can I play on the server if I’m under 18 years old?

Generally, the server is for players aged 18 and above. However, if you are invited by a current player, you may be allowed to join.

3. Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Some of the key rules include no PVP without mutual agreement, no griefing, and bases being claimed but not protected.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, big, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, cloud, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGenrated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, gotta be quicker than that, guides, important, Juicy naturals, Last week, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, STAY MAD, Tags for Prompting, v6, Wiki

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are big and juicy just like your mom’s V6 engine! Our “gotta be quicker than that :^)” edition will have you sprinting through the virtual world faster than a cheetah on Red Bull.

Last week, we had an epic battle on “stay mad” where players fought tooth and nail for glory and bragging rights. If you want to join the fun, make sure to check out our New User Guide and Controlnet to get started.

But that’s not all – we have animations that will blow your mind, block merging that will make your head spin, and a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled up in a warm blanket.

Looking to spice things up? We’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some fetish content for the adventurous players out there. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out our LoRa Training scripts or dive into some OP Pasta for a good laugh. With so much to explore and discover, this Minecraft server is the place to be for all your gaming needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP LoneStar96

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the unexpected is always expected! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything, just like the ending of that film that made someone hard for some reason. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join too, like our annual llama rodeo where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play chess with. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time!

MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

StruggleCraft – Love Edition

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a strict “no freeloading” policy! Join us and watch as your partner finally starts pulling their weight in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which has been known to turn even the most stubborn players into hopeless romantics. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate while exploring our pixelated world.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying that playing Minecraft with your partner has never been more… interesting.

UsinskCraft: Fire & Fury

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OMG u guys, have u heard about the EPIC server where u can set off CRAZY explosions like an oil refinery in Russia??! 😱🔥🚀 Join us for some FIRE action and watch the world BURN in a blaze of glory! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when u can blow stuff up instead?! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself started the fire just to lure players to our server. So come on over and let’s light up the night sky together! 💥🔥🌌 #ExplosiveFun #HerobrineApproved #JoinUsNow

MoralityCraft: Election Edition

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So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

MEDUSACRAFT SMP | UNIQUE ECONOMY & SURVIVAL | STAFF NEEDED!

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MedusaCraft | Information

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

Important Info

Server IP – play.medusacraft.orgDiscord Link – https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3RStore – http://store.medusacraft.org/

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ExoriaSMP: Where even the creepers are asking for a raise 13+

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ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Keep Inventory	On
Difficulty	Normal
IP	ExoriaSMP.serv.gs

Features:

Website
Community
Fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge

Rules:

Don’t be racist
No hacking
Change your nickname to be your Minecraft IGN
No NSFW content
No speedrunning
No spamming
No combat log
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense
Be honest

Guiding Principle:

Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

Plugins Used:

Plugin Name
BetterRTP
Clearlag modified
CMILib
DiscordSRV
Essentials
Jobs
Shop
Luckperms
SimplePortals
Tpa
TAB
Vault
WorldEdit + Guard

Join the Server:

If you want to join, click Here

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where cats rule the land? Well, look no further because on our server, cats are banned! That’s right, no more pesky felines stealing your loot or knocking over your precious redstone creations. Join us and experience a world where dogs reign supreme and creepers are actually friendly! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	311488	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	6576	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2221	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2866	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9475
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	7587
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7929	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Dragon Eggs Found:	6650
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9426	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Expert conservative comedy Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I apply to join the server?

2. Can I play on the server if I’m under 18 years old?

3. Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Rules:

Guiding Principle:

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