explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.
our dingoes are on a mission to protect the night parrot, a super rare bird that’s almost gone forever. dey hunt down feral cats, the parrot’s biggest enemies, and keep dem away from our feathered friends.
if you wanna be part of dis wild adventure and help save da night parrot, join our server now! build a dingo army, protect da birdies, and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and lots of fun surprises waiting for you.
come on, mate! let’s show those feral cats who’s boss and save da night parrot together! 🦜🔥 #savethenightparrot #dingosquadgoals
imagine stumbling upon a rare plant that shoots out diamonds instead of flowers, or a tree that grows pizzas instead of leaves. on this server, anything is possible!
come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious ‘dark spots’ before they disappear forever. who knows what kind of crazy plants u might find? maybe even a talking cactus or a dancing sunflower.
don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and become the ultimate plant explorer!
but that’s not all, folks. we’ve got flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking chickens that give out life advice, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be your friend.
plus, our admins are all trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their wacky antics and ridiculous pranks. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so come on down to our server and join the fun. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world.
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️
WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖
SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟
But wait, there’s more! This tree is no ordinary tree, oh no. It’s a magical tree that grants players special powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Boom, this tree’s got you covered. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy, just chill by the tree for a bit.
And get this, the tree also produces the rarest and most valuable resources in the game. Diamonds? Pfft, child’s play. This tree spits out diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.
So, if you want to experience the most insane and mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the awesomeness of the 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a Judean cave. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more!
Our greatest inspiration is the Hermitcraft server, and we put a lot of focus on fostering a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, competitive fighter, humble farmer, or simply looking for a place to call home, Onyx SMP offers something for everyone.
Our server has an array of enticing features! From special districts (think shopping, minigames…) to monthly building challenges, quests, special events, and even an MCC-inspired championship!
Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it doesn’t require you to download any mods but still offers a plethora of quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks.
| Plugins |
|---|
| CoreProtect |
| Graves |
| Anti-creeper grief |
| EssentialsX |
| VanillaTweeks |
| Dynmap |
| DiscordSRV |
| HeadDatabase |
| Blaze&Caves Advancements |
| Brewery |
Since the Onyx SMP is all about fostering a tight-knit, safe, and creative community, we will only be accepting great applications. We are looking for effort, passion, and care when we read your application. You get out what you put in. Keep that in mind.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask!
Join us on this epic adventure as we explore a world that defies all logic and reason. You’ll be amazed at the stunning landscapes that seamlessly blend into the play area, making you feel like you’re in a never-ending paradise.
But beware, if you try to venture beyond the boundaries, you won’t just hit a wall or fall off a cliff. Oh no, our server has a little surprise for those who dare to defy the rules. Let’s just say you might end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers sing show tunes.
So come join us on this mind-bending journey and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! We might even start a group if things really start popping off. All creators of AI music, PMVs, captions, edits, and anything else you can think of are welcome to join our wild and wacky community.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire with our insane creativity! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary 058e527d506b76635d70b08edf000953cd28bd618166b207ace91621a649e41231 hidden somewhere in our server. 😉🔥
Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!
Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake and defending it from an army of evil marshmallows? Easy peasy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, your day will never be the same again.
Join us if you want to be part of a community where owning a pet rock is considered suspicious but totally legal. That’s right, we embrace the strange and unusual here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving villagers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the enchanted bacon genie.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
But wait, there’s more! Our mod team consists of actual wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, sharing tips on how to build the ultimate dirt hut.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s like a magical wonderland of chaos and craziness. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!