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  • CheaterCraft: Exposing Famous Players

    CheaterCraft: Exposing Famous Players
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a gossip magazine? Look no further! Join our server for scandalous drama that will make your jaw drop!

    Imagine a world where players are torn between exposing a cheating husband and protecting a blissfully unaware wife. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who ruins a perfect marriage?

    With stunning landscapes and farm-filled adventures, this server is perfect for those who love a good love triangle. Who needs social media drama when you can create your own in our virtual world?

    Join now and choose your path – will you be the one to tip off the wife anonymously or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – this server is anything but boring!

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  • CoupCraft2020

    CoupCraft2020
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

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  • Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

    Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
    join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

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  • TrumpedCraft: The Collapse is Near!

    TrumpedCraft: The Collapse is Near!
    Are you tired of the political chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from all the drama and build your own world! We have secret plans underway to ostracize all the political drama and make Minecraft great again! Join us before Europe declares the US as “persona non grata” and escape to a world where the only thing collapsing is your friend’s poorly built house. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

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  • QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

    QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE
    Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

    So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!

    We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!

    Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!

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  • Bet On Better Lenses

    Bet On Better Lenses
    join our epic minecraft server where the glasses lens are always better now because we have magical eye doctors who can fix your vision in-game! no more squinting to see those pesky creepers coming at you, now you can spot them from a mile away and run for the hills! plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these bad boys! but beware, the diamond chicken is fiercely protective of its precious gems and will peck anyone who tries to steal them. so come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft!

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  • BlockyTrumpSanctions

    BlockyTrumpSanctions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

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  • RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

    Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

    So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

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  • MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

    MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

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