Imagine this: your blocky avatar is just twelve blocks tall, going into 7th grade in Minecraft school. You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player asks you to go on a virtual date to the Minecraft movies. But wait, your Minecraft parents (played by me, 48M, and my Minecraft wife, 46F) have made it clear that dating is off-limits until you reach level 16!
So, you must navigate the pixelated world of Minecraft, avoiding romantic entanglements until you’re old enough to wield a diamond sword with skill. Will you sneak out to meet your secret Minecraft crush, only to face the wrath of your Minecraft parents? Or will you follow the rules and focus on building your blocky empire until the time is right?
Join our server and experience the drama, the tears, and the angry calls from other players’ parents demanding a refund for a canceled Minecraft date. Who knew virtual love could be so complicated? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the no-dating rule until level 16!
and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.
so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!
Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!
So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
THE WORLD OF THIS SERVER IS A SCALE COPY OF THE PLANET EARTH
What to do in this server:
– Simulate the real world, it’s an earth server after all.
– Economy is driven by the players, there’s no system to sell your items. Players build shops and sell their items other people, thus making money aka Gold Ingots.
– Create your country inside Minecraft. Build up a town and sell items.
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| IP | play.alttd.com |
|---|---|
| Website | alttd.com |
| Rules | alttd.com/rules |
| Discord | discord.gg/TGqpzCJ |
| Blog/ News | alttd.com/blog/ |
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!
We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a whitelist? | No, our server is open to all players. |
| Can I join from any Minecraft version? | We recommend joining from 1.20.x, but older versions may work too. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome. |
| How can I claim land? | You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on our server. |
| Are there monthly server events? | Yes, we host monthly server events for our community. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Creeper Choir, a group of explosive singers who put on the most electrifying performances you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on our Enderman dance parties – those guys really know how to break it down.
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine to the beat of a catchy tune and battle mobs with a soundtrack that’ll make your ears ring (in a good way)? Come join us for a musical Minecraft experience like no other!
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!
Say goodbye to confrontations with neighbors and hello to a stress-free gardening experience. No more doggy door drama or pound threats, just pure relaxation and creativity. Join us now and start planting your virtual garden without any interference from unwanted furry friends. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or should I say, saddle?).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!