But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy stories and adventures. Like the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the server. Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it.
So if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen and where Ronaldo reigns supreme, join us now and let the madness begin!
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding.
if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most elite group of players who are on a mission to make the world a better place, one pixel at a time. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.
so come on, join us and be a hero in the fight against global warming. who knew saving the planet could be so much fun?
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a herd of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!
Our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of a giant chicken statue. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this poultry prize?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and have been known to start llama riots when their demands aren’t met. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their woolly rule?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!
Join us for epic adventures, imaginative plots, and characters that will make you feel like you’re on a journey to Agartha (but without all the lost voices). Don’t settle for anything less than the best – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!
Join us and leave behind the design flaws of those other languages. Our server is like a magical land where all your coding dreams come true. Say goodbye to boring features and hello to a world where anything is possible!
Don’t be crucified for daring to criticize a language on other forums. Here, we welcome all feedback, no matter how outrageous. So come on over and let your coding creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect language for your next big project. Join us now and let the coding madness begin!
Join us and become part of a community where everyone is encouraged to have differing opinions – whether you think creepers are cute or if you believe diamonds are overrated, we welcome all perspectives (even if you think dirt is the superior building material).
Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of building virtual worlds on our brains. But hey, who cares about government conspiracies when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, crazy creations, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden somewhere in our pixelated paradise.
So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.
But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!
Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.
We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).
So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!
Join our Minecraft server and unleash your wildest, most absurd creations without judgment! We have a secret society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly (but only on Tuesdays).
So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and build the most ridiculous, over-the-top structures you can imagine, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in our virtual world stays in our virtual world (unless you want to brag about it on social media, of course).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉
| Player Base | Whitelisted. Preferably 18+, looking for a chill ambiance on the server. |
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| Gameplay | Enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods. Main feature mods include: Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture. |
| Commands | /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available. Waystones are also available. |
| In-Game Social | Proximity voice chat for communication, emphasis on community and town building. |
| Server Life | Scripted Dungeons, rewards, events, and treasure chests for community engagement. |
Please check out the discord for application and more information: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
Stack of Grass offers a close knit community with a focus on socialising and world building. It provides an enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods to enhance gameplay.
Preferably 18+ players are welcomed on the server to maintain a mature and chill ambiance.
Main feature mods include Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture. There are also Quality of Life mods like Sophisticated Backpacks and Waystones.
Admins on Stack of Grass add scripted Dungeons, rewards, and events for community engagement. Players can also participate in town building and town events.
Join us and experience a world where the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes and a love for disco music. But be warned, if you fail to defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your days in the server!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but guarded by a group of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot. Can you out-dance the skeletons and claim your riches?
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few dancing skeletons). See you in the game, adventurer!
Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs
Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!