come join our minecraft server, where we have more missing players than the russian army in the kursk region! if you survive longer than a russian conscript, you win a prize! but be careful, our mobs are more ruthless than a russian soldier on the battlefield. join now for a chance to experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!
KremlinCraft: Where Russian Conscripts Go Missing
Crafty Defense Ministry
come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!KurskCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, yeah u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of a crazy war zone in ukraine! but wait, there’s more! u look around and see families of north russian conscripts crying for mercy! it’s like a real life drama unfolding right before ur eyes! join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience of ur life! u won’t regret it, i promise!KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders
so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.
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