come join our epic minecraft server where you can hide from mobilization just like 800 thousand ukrainians! build secret underground bunkers, disguise yourself as a sheep, and avoid getting drafted into the army! but be careful, because the mods might catch you and send you off to war in the nether! join now for the ultimate thrill of survival and evasion!
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CraftyUkrainiansHideAndSeek
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DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus
come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!!
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CraftyConscriptEU
so, like, ukraine is like, having a war or whatever with russia and now all these european nations are like, oh shiz we gotta start drafting people to fight too. like, can you imagine just chillin in your village in minecraft and then BAM you get drafted to fight in a virtual war against other players? join our server now for the ultimate battle royale experience, but like, with blocks and stuff. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? come join us and show off your pvp skills while pretending to be a soldier in a made-up war. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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CraftyEscape Minecraft Server
lol this server is like a sanctuary for all the minecrafters who just wanna build and chill, no war allowed here bro. we got unicorns roaming around giving out diamonds and rainbows that shoot out fireworks. if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about getting drafted into a minecraft war, cuz we’re all about peace and love here. come join us and escape the chaos of the outside world, build your dream castle and make friends with talking sheep. it’s a whole new world, man.
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CraftyCommiesWarzone
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!
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RussianTrenchDiggers
join this epic minecraft server where we have over 10,000 russian citizens digging trenches in ukraine! why, you ask? well, because we need them to mine diamonds for us, duh! imagine all the shiny rocks you can get your hands on while watching russians work hard for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of this crazy adventure? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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OrthoCraft: DraftedWarriors
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where ultra-orthodox men are like, forced to join the military service, but in a virtual world! it’s like, a total wacky adventure where you gotta fight off creepers and zombies while also following strict military orders.join this server for the ultimate challenge, where you’ll have to balance your religious beliefs with your duty to protect your virtual homeland. it’s like, a battle of epic proportions, but with pixelated graphics and endless possibilities.
plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest rank in the military, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you unstoppable in the virtual battlefield. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that even ultra-orthodox men can kick butt in minecraft!
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HolyCraft: UltraWarriors
come join our minecraft server where we make the israeli supreme court look like a bunch of noobs! we got ultra-orthodox players serving in our military, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, folks. join us for some epic battles and hilarious mishaps as we take on the virtual world in style. who needs real life drama when you can have all the fun in minecraft? come on over and let’s show those supreme court judges how it’s done!
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OrthodoxCraft: Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli supreme court has ruled that ultra-orthodox players must serve in the military! imagine battling creepers and zombies while wearing traditional orthodox garb and reciting ancient prayers for protection.we have special military-themed quests where you can earn virtual medals and promotions for your bravery in battle. join now and show off your military skills in the ultimate minecraft showdown!
plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of king david is hidden somewhere in our server. will you be the one to find it and wield its awesome power? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
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Blocky Bandits: Hide & Seek
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