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CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	290559	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	167	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	7581
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Votes:	8290
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

AFL, American First Language, bilingualism, Communication, education, English Second Language, esl, language acquisition, language acquisition theory, language development, language education, language learning, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language proficiency, language skills, Language Teaching, linguistic, linguistic diversity, LolCraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7623	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

Antagonist, antagonist character, corrupt, Cruel, Dark, dark intentions, Diabolical, Evil, evil behavior, funhouse, IMMORAL, MALEVOLENT, malevolent actions., Malicious, Nefarious, Sinister, sinister motives, Steves, Twisted, Villain, villainous deeds, Wicked

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

blocky, BOOTY, controversy, digital footprint, digital privacy, explicit content, finger her ass, finger herself, intimate images, Jessica Udovich, leaked nudes, meets, Minecraft, online security, personal photos, privacy breach, private moments, scandal, scandalous, Soccer, soccer girl, social media, Stars, unauthorized access, University, University of Washington, VIOLATION

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!