| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Drafted Dummies | Gather your comrades (or enemies) in No Creep Left Behind workshops where combat skills are honed, and construction techniques become guerrilla tactics! |
| Armory of Absurdity | Where you can find enchanted bows that shoot real arrows of public outrage! Why? Because they might help you fend off the endless swarm of political zombies! |
| Zombie Drill | Participate in weekly death-matches against the undead… or other players… or the government. Who really knows anymore? |
| Proxy Battles | Train dodging projectiles like a pro! Learn how to run from accusations and craft defenses against… well, just about everything! |
| Mystical Conspiracies | Engage in deep, nonsensical lore telling you that each block of dirt is an allegory for global militarization! |
“Joining is mandatory, they said. I thought I was just joining a Minecraft server! Now I’m building a tank out of obsidian!” – Random Player in the Ethereal Void
“The moment I built a fortress, I felt a surge of responsibility… and paranoia. Where do we hide the cows?!” – UsernameRedacted
Who needs to worry about world leaders when you have the chance to create your very own militarized Minecraft nation? Here, chaos reigns and nonsensical survival matters most! Join to defend your pixelated life, build epic forts, and prepare to craft your war supplies while chanting the mystical mantra: "We Are Not a Cult!"
Is this server really about training for war? Err… Isn’t all Minecraft about survival? So, yes!
Can I refuse to join? Surely you can! But then, where will you find the secret battle axes?
Did you know? Each block you step on is a carefully laid trap created by those who want to keep you from knowing the secrets of why Poland, a land of architecture and tradition, is suddenly all about training leaders in survival gameplay! This server will make you question everything!
Dive into Craftocalypse today! Unravel the mysteries of war, block by block, and understand why your realities are colliding! Only the brave—or the completely unhinged—will survive!🌍✨
With a predicted 3,600 casualties per day, you’ll need to be on your toes and ready to replace fallen comrades at a moment’s notice. We’re talking about a replacement rate of 800 new personnel each day – can you handle the pressure?
Forget about the peaceful building and farming, this server is all about survival of the fittest. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where chaos reigns and only the strongest survive. Who needs an all-volunteer force when you can join our server and experience the thrill of large-scale combat operations firsthand? Let the battle begin!
imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.
so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?
So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
if you join now, you will receive a special diamond sword with the power to banish any russian player back to their own server! but be warned, the russian players have powerful hacks and cheats that will make your virtual life a living hell! only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this epic battle for supremacy!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and help us defend ukraine from the russian invaders! together, we can show them that we are not afraid to fight for our virtual freedom! let’s show them that we are not just a bunch of noobs, but a force to be reckoned with in the world of minecraft! #ukrainestrong #blockywarriors #cykablyatinvaders
Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and enjoy some good old-fashioned fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity.
Join now and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and battle evil mobs with your friends. Who needs expensive steakhouse dinners when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?
Don’t be like SIL and her BF, splurging on surf and turf when you can have a blast on our server for free! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!
Join our server for a wild time filled with scandalous deals, shady characters, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the red light district of our pixelated world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get freaky in Minecraft!
Join our server and be the first to uncover the secrets of the forbidden room! Who knows what treasures (or monsters) lie within? Plus, if you survive the challenge, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and test your luck in the darkest room of all time!
We got crazy challenges that will make you question your sanity, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot.
Our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where everyone is constantly pranking each other and building ridiculous structures just for the lols.
So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s kick some virtual butt together! Who needs cancer when you can have this much fun?!
Welcome to Onioncraft, we are an upcoming server. Here we are very laid back and include many game modes.
The server runs on version 1.20.4, For now the server is Java only however we will support Bedrock in the next month. Survival is one of our biggest modes, including no grief with claims and keep-inventory on.
This is a fully plugin-based server with no mods to install, just import the IP and you’re ready to go!
Come join us!!
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ShadowBorne is a cross-play Minecraft Lifesteal Survival server for Java 1.21 and Bedrock. Features include PvP, events, crates, and more. Support is available on the server’s Discord and website. On its website, you’ll also find an online store where you can buy ranks and keys. Come get the full ShadowBorne Lifesteal SMP experience! Join now!
Discord: https://discord.gg/t4xWJ3fPDR
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