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Blocky Bandits: Hide & Seek

Army, bandits, blocky, Conflict, conscripted, conscription, Draft, Escape, Evasion, fear, forced service, Hide, Hiding, Men, Military, persecution, resistance, Seek, soldiers, SQUADS, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Underground, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1177	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

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Poccia Drafted

citizenship, citizenship status, conscripted, danger, desertion, drafted, International, Jail, Laws, Living, Military, Poccia, potential risks, regulations, residency, RuZZia, suomi, travel, Visit, Z-granny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Are you tired of living in fear of being conscripted or jailed for desertion in RuZZia? Well, fear not my friend, because Poccia is the place for you! Our server is a safe haven for all Z-grannies and deserters alike. Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be drafted for is building epic structures and battling creepers. So come on over to Poccia, where the only thing you’ll be deserting is your old boring server. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

20th century leaders, Adventures, Anime, Anime profile pictures, Atlus, blocky, Crafting, Führer, Gaming Community, Historical figures, hitler, HoI4, Main problem, Modders, modding community, normal, PC Gaming, Persona, persona 2, Persona series, pissed, Problems, RAGE, Release, solution

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	41	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

77135622, bobber, Buddies, Edition, Fishing, Minecraft, old bread, r9gay, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

audience reactions, Character arcs, Character development, deaths, dramatic impact, dramatic moments, Early, early deaths, fan reactions, improved show, ITT characters, missed opportunities, missed potential, plot changes, plot twists, potential storylines, RespawnRUs, shocking deaths, show dynamics, shows, storytelling, TV series, unexpected twists., untapped potential

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

Artificial Intelligence, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data management, data processing, data science, data visualization, dpm, LolCraft, machine learning, Methods, Preference, research, sampling, Sassy, SD sampling methods, SDE Karras, Server, software, statistical analysis, Technology, update

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

age, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, cultural norms, diamonds, peer pressure, personal choices, questions, relationships, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual debut, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual initiation, sexual maturity, sexual norms, sexual practices, social stigma, societal expectations, Taboos, Traditions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

bethesda, catastrophe, Community, controversy, Crafting, discussion, Fallout, fanatics, fanbase, Forums, Gaming, Minecraft, Mutants, Nuclear, online discussion, Popular, post-apocalyptic, Repetitive, RPG, Server, Survival, Thread, Vaults, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Allies, Bigotry, Conquer, CraftyCreeperz, discrimination, dregs of society, Fags, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minds.., Minecraft, PAINFUL, Pandering, prejudice, self-validation, sense of accomplishment, shitty groups, toxic behavior, unite, validation, Weak, weak-minded, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7634	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

ad cuts, animation, Anime, comedy, DEEN, different staff, Disappointment, FANTASY, forced, konosuba, Lalatina, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, satire, screaming, Season, season 3, Sequel, Server, silly faces, SUCKS, trying to be Konosuba

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	224	Votes:	234
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!