join our server for a chance to escape the simulation and live forever in the world of minecraft! we have crazy events like skydiving into lava pits and riding pigs off cliffs.
our server IP: foreverAlive.About.simulation
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of sentient squids who have formed their own underwater civilization. Will you befriend them or challenge their underwater dominance? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where even the smallest creatures are protected and respected. Who knows, maybe one day the rest of the Minecraft world will catch on to our lobster-loving ways!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so good, it’ll have you questioning if you’re actually living in a simulation created by a group of highly intelligent chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic movie nights in all of Minecraft. We screen films so mind-blowing, they’ll have you reevaluating your entire existence. One time, we watched a movie that was so good, it made Steve question if he was actually just a pixel in a giant video game.
So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just make sure to bring some popcorn and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously weird.
But wait, there’s more! The main currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden nuggets. And every full moon, a giant dragon made out of TNT spawns and you have to defeat it with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to the land of ALBUS. This place is like no other, filled with psychedelic wonders and mind-bending adventures.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, they’re trippy creatures that will challenge your perception of reality. And don’t even get me started on the boss battles – you’ll be facing off against giant floating brains and rainbow-colored dragons.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns, lasers, and rainbows – what more could you ask for?
So come on, join us on this epic journey through the psychedelic realm of ALBUS. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!
imagine building a house made entirely of cheese blocks cuz why not? or riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. on this server, anything is possible, even if it makes no sense at all.
join us for the insanity, stay for the laughs. who knows, maybe u’ll even become besties with a talking cow or discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this wacky server. so what u waiting for? come join the madness today!
imagine riding a giant robot unicorn through a field of exploding chickens, all while wearing a helmet made of diamonds and shouting “I AM THE ROBOT WHISPERER!”
our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a robot arm when you need it. so come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!