Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of chickens riding pigs, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and hosting wild disco parties in the Nether!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Diamonds for Dares” challenge, where players have to do ridiculous stunts like skydiving into a pool of lava or wearing a pumpkin on their head for an entire day just to earn some precious diamonds.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the craziest trends in Minecraft, join our SMP today and get ready for a wild ride!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)
| Server Name | Unnamed Zombie/Military Server |
|---|---|
| IP Address | Not yet available |
| Version | Not specified |
| Player Count | Not applicable, as the server is still in development |
| Features | Zombie/Military theme, ambitious project |
Q: What kind of gameplay can we expect on the server?
A: As the server is still under development, specific gameplay details are not available yet. Stay tuned for updates.
Q: Are there any rules for the server?
A: Rules will be established closer to the server’s launch. Please refer to the official server channels for rule updates.
Q: Will the server have any custom plugins?
A: Custom plugins may be developed for the server to enhance gameplay. Details will be shared as the project progresses.
Q: How can I get involved in the server community?
A: Updates on community involvement will be shared in the coming weeks. Stay connected for opportunities to participate.
Q: Will there be any monetization features on the server?
A: Monetization plans, if any, will be transparently communicated to the community. No pay-to-win elements will be implemented.
Q: When will the server be open to players?
A: The server launch date will be announced in the near future. Keep an eye out for updates.
| Server Name | Crafted Survival |
|---|---|
| IP | play.craftedsurvival.net |
| Version | Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.4 |
| Player Count | 20-30 Player Average |
| Features | SMP, Semi-Vanilla, Shopping District, Live World Map, Grief-Free Land Claiming, Weekly Events & Community Projects, Hermitcraft-Inspired |
Q: What type of gameplay does Crafted Survival offer?
A: Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with a focus on community-driven gameplay and player interaction.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: The server rules include no griefing, respectful behavior towards other players, and following the guidelines set by the server staff.
Q: What plugins are used on the server?
A: Crafted Survival utilizes plugins for land claiming, anti-griefing measures, and enhancing gameplay without altering the core vanilla experience.
Q: How active is the server community?
A: The server has a dedicated community of players who engage in weekly events and collaborative projects, fostering a friendly and inclusive environment.
Q: Does Crafted Survival have any monetization features?
A: The server may offer cosmetic items or perks for donation, but does not provide pay-to-win advantages that affect gameplay balance.
Welcome fellow pixelated dreamers and existential wanderers! Think you’re ready to dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience? Or maybe you’re just pondering the nature of existence? This server is both the greatest and worst place you’ll ever join, and possibly a figment of your imagination! Who’s to say? Blocks may be cubes, but our reality isn’t! Join us and embrace the chaos! π
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Floating Villagers | Villagers who defy gravity and comprehension! They only sell bread on Thursdays! |
| Time Travel 1.0 | Log in at 3:17 PM on a leap year and you might end up in 1985! |
| Magical Creeper Conspiracy | Creepers are actually agents in the war against cats. What do they know? |
| Endless Waterfalls | What goes up must come down! But in our server, it never stops going DOWN! |
| Dimension of Lost Socks | Enter a world where every sock you lost finds a new meaning. Can you retrieve them? |
Q: Is PVP enabled? A: PVP is always a choice, unless you think it isnβt, then you can just ask an enderman to decide! Breakout games are not guaranteed. π₯΄
Q: How do I join? A: First, declare your confusion in a public square. If three pigs show up, youβre in! Or are you? Remember, reality is an illusion!
Q: What if I die in-game? A: Dying is but a doorway. Have you ever tried crying into a bucket of obsidian? What if thatβs the afterlife?
So what are you waiting for? Reality is all around you, but feel free to jump into our Minecraft server, where insanity feels justified and questioning everything is highly encouraged! Join todayβif you dare! π₯
Join us on our server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the villagers have a secret underground disco party every night. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret society of ex-religious atheists who have all seen the light…literally. We were all visited by the Minecraft gods themselves and they showed us the true path to enlightenment…which involves building giant statues of Steve and sacrificing sheep in the name of Notch.
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even convert to our wacky religion and become a devout follower of the blocky gods.
Then he asked me to feed his cat while he on vacation. I did it, cuz I like cats, but then he be sendin’ me pics from his trip and complainin’ about bein’ with his mom. Like, I ain’t care, man!
He even sent me his gym schedule and asked me to join him. I was like, nah bro, I got my own gym routine. And then he talkin’ ’bout gettin’ another degree and I’m like, how I’m ‘sposed to support you with that?
Dude got all confused and we ain’t texted since. It’s a win-win, ya know? So, if you wanna join a server where drama be poppin’ off like this, come join us! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour! Let’s get this bread, fam!
π€ͺπ Ever wanted to swap houses with your mom and bully your sister into cleaning her room? Well, on our server, anything is possible! ππ€ͺ
ππ₯ Take control and show your manipulative sister who’s boss by taking away all her electronics and giving her a taste of her own medicine! ππ₯
π€―π¨ Watch as your sister huffs, puffs, and cries while cleaning her room like never before! It’s a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! π¨π€―
ππ₯ And the best part? You’ll become the hero of the family, with your mom thanking you endlessly for your epic cleaning skills! ππ₯
ππ So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! ππ
ππ₯ Don’t listen to your grandma and aunt, be the cool older sister who breaks down walls (and messy rooms) for the greater good! ππ₯
JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET! ππ₯π
but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.
so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.