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BlockMart – No Bezos Here!
Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss! -
NoBillion4This
Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world. Join us for the wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Who needs a billion dollars when you can have unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes? Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most absurdly entertaining server out there! -
TrendyDisapointMCSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious trends in the Minecraft world!Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of chickens riding pigs, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and hosting wild disco parties in the Nether!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Diamonds for Dares” challenge, where players have to do ridiculous stunts like skydiving into a pool of lava or wearing a pumpkin on their head for an entire day just to earn some precious diamonds.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the craziest trends in Minecraft, join our SMP today and get ready for a wild ride!
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CraftyLoafers
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN ON BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OURS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U CAN GET A SPECIAL POWER THAT LETS U TURN INTO A CREEPER AND SCARE ALL UR FRIENDS!ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)
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L.A World VS Hypixel
Hypixel
Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers in the world.
Pros Cons Large player base Can be overcrowded Wide variety of game modes Some game modes may be overwhelming for new players Active community Potential for lag due to high player count L.A World
L.A World is a fun-oriented Minecraft server with friendly staff and admins.
Pros Cons Community-focused Smaller player base Friend staff and admins Limited game modes Less lag due to smaller player count May not have as much variety as larger servers FAQ
What game modes are available on Hypixel?
Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Survival, Bedwars, Lifesteal, and Skyblock.
What game modes are available on L.A World?
L.A World offers a more limited selection of game modes, focusing on a fun-oriented experience with a smaller player base.
Can I expect lag on Hypixel?
Due to its large player base, there may be potential for lag on Hypixel.
Is L.A World suitable for new players?
L.A World may be more suitable for new players due to its smaller player base and community-focused environment.
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Flat Earth Explorers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Virgins and Conspiracy Theorists!
Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server so wild, you’ll question reality itself? Our server is inhabited by flat women who are ready to steal your v-card and make your wildest dreams come true. Sure, they may not have much in the chest or booty department, but their hearts are as deep as the void in the Nether. Join us for a unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Grab onto your seat (and maybe a flat woman) and join us today! -
Oshi’s Minecraft Madness – Where supporting your favorite idol leads to epic adventures with minecraft hahaha
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time itself.Once upon a time, there was a player who did nothing but support his favorite Minecraft YouTuber, his “oshi” if you will. Little did he know, the other players on the server were secretly jealous of his undying loyalty. So they banned him! Can you believe it? The poor guy just wanted to show some love and got kicked to the curb for it.
But fear not, dear player, for on this server, we welcome all you crazy stans with open arms. In fact, we encourage you to shout your love from the mountaintops (or, you know, in the chat box). Because here, we believe in freedom of expression, even if that expression is just a bunch of heart emojis and “notice me senpai” messages.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you’ll be banned for is NOT being a super fan of your favorite Minecraft influencer. Let your stan flag fly high, my friends! Let’s show the world that love knows no bounds, even in the virtual realm.
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Welcome to Memelands: The Land of Wild Memes and Mild Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!
Memelands Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type SMP Community Close-knit, driven Map Duration Since 2019 Minimum Age 15 Server IP play.memelands.com Extensive FAQ – Memelands Minecraft Server
Q: Can anyone join the server?
A: We are looking for active, long-term players over the age of 15. You need to apply and be approved through our whitelist system.
Q: Is the map reset regularly?
A: No, the map has been active since 2019 and will not be reset. Your builds are safe and permanent.
Q: What kind of events are held on the server?
A: We have occasional events like jeopardy nights, build contests, and sports activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are scheduled to accommodate players from different time zones.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. Respect other players and their builds.
Q: How is the server managed financially?
A: The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through donations and important decisions are made through community voting.
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Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers break out into dance parties every time you approach them? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky circus on steroids!Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas or a giant tower made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that offer valuable advice on how to survive in the wilderness.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a group of deranged cows roaming the land, armed with swords and a thirst for revenge against anyone who dares to challenge their bovine supremacy.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity), then join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re more dangerous than they look. 😉