join dis minecraft server if u wanna feel STRONG attachment to ur virtual pets, cuz apparently neurotic ppl do dat. also, if u a sneaky snake like Machiavelli, u gonna love dis server too. we got all da manipulative and deceitful players here, it’s like a virtual game of thrones up in dis bish. come join da madness and see if u can outwit ur fellow players. it’s a dog eat dog world out here, literally cuz we got wolves too. come join da fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
PetPals & VillainousVets
ExtravertedSmoker420
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got smokers who are like, super outgoing and stuff. But they also kinda lazy and mean, so it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.
So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!